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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:58 pm

Have you seen that quote from bash.org..

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID



:doh: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bane on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:31 pm

Haha, yeah. Bash.org is a great site for wasting time.
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Postby Hostile on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:11 pm

Oh boy, coding is a nightmare. I couldn't even handle VB! Blew my fucking mind. Best program I ever made was this shitty lil' joke app that pretended to delete your HD and refused to close. I stuck it on the shared hard-drive at school for kicks.
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:40 pm

I always find that when i am coding, that if you invert the realigned de-fibrilated onamatopeaic vacuum injector, then the result has a far more resounding cadence, while ensuring that the half, and the whole are perfectly symetrically chromatificated. If in addition, the XP package is reinstalled hypathetically, the phlobotamation codex alows superior boblimination. :D
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Postby Bane on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:43 pm

The 'best' program I ever coded was a HTTP flooder that I used to take down a message board I didn't like. I coded it on Linux using C when I was like 16. I was chuffed with myself when I got it working.
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Postby Bane on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:45 pm

Immortalicide wrote:I always find that when i am coding, that if you invert the realigned de-fibrilated onamatopeaic vacuum injector, then the result has a far more resounding cadence

But what if it has MORE than two semicolons?
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:57 pm

:doh: the you repartiliate the third and fifth sublimating reantiliators :doh:
God dont they teach you anything at these uni's????
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Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:02 pm

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something



Cracks me up every time.
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Postby zykloned on Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:29 pm

Ha ha

that was hilarious :lol:
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Postby Creeping_Dave on Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:36 pm

Haha that was hilarious :lol:
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:10 pm

haha that was hilarious how you said haha that was hilarious after he said haha that was hilarious! :lol:

P.S. Nothing was hilarious.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed May 02, 2007 11:49 pm

Cheers Craig, just downloaded Omondo. So much better than what I was using. You've just mad my life 10000 times easier. It does activity diagrams as well!!11
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Postby Pez on Wed May 09, 2007 4:55 pm

youre all n00bs, learn c++ ftw :dance:
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed May 09, 2007 4:58 pm

Immortalicide wrote:boblimination.


I like that word. Maybe I'll write a song about it.

Or even better, a concept album. :rockdevil:
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