http://omegle.com/

A chat room that hooks you up with total strangers one-on-one in a private chat. Say what you want for as long as you want then leave whenever.

been killinh drunk times on our forum...
http://truemetalcrew.forums-free.com/omegle-t723.html

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi im looking for cybersex do you like it ?
You: I am a cyborg so yeah.
You: t-1000
Stranger: wtfz?
You: I have detailed files
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: bye

Stranger: Hi
You: Know where to get some good child porn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: wassup stranger
You: Is it okay if i just
Stranger: yeah?
You: cos my friend said i could just, but then it just
Stranger: wha'tre you talkin' about buddy
You: so basically... that happened and then i the whole bottle
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm lost man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: AAH OH GOD
Stranger: ?
You: MY LEG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You: So i heard you like mudkips?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Superb i have just been in some chats pretending to be a cat hahaha

You: Meow
Stranger: Hello Cat stranger

essentially what each started like haahaha


oh and

"ah cool you are a cat, i have two cats...but they are too stupid to use the internet." hahahaha

The nature of this thing led me to do a Dio on someone.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, I've been told they're only there to do me harm.
Stranger: hahahaha ill do no harm
You: I've also been told they're only there to make me sad.
Stranger: promise
You: But if I write in starlight, the words may come out real.
Stranger: who told you that?
You: My dad.
Stranger: coool
You: He also told me not to hide in doorways, because I might find the key that opens up my soul
Stranger: interesting dad there..
You: Hey you!
You: You know me!
Stranger: really
You: You've touched me, I'm real!
Stranger: and you are?
You: I'm forever the one who lets you look and see and feel
Stranger: hahahahah sure
Stranger: what ever you sayyy
You: I'm danger, I'm the stranger!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jon that's the best one imaginable.

everyone on this site is brazilian

Amazing.

Yeah this is fairly brilliant..

"Stranger: Hey whats up
You: So..
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Reading
You: Bracknell
You: Winersh
You: Taplow
You: yeah..
Stranger: A lot of places I see.
You: I've travelled, I've travelled boy..
Stranger: I've only lived here in NYC. My entire life.
You: Life, Oh life... oh life.. oh life
Stranger: Yep
You: shoot
Stranger: So, so are you a girl or boy?
You: I think I'm generally considered to be a man
Stranger: Aye, me too.
You: I've thrown a shoe over a pub, what have you done?
Stranger: Killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
You: Ooh, you're 'ard, showing off in front of...
Stranger: yep
You: Alright don't get coarse, you won't win a Pulitzer for.. filth
You: so..
Stranger: Indeed. But might win a nobel
You: I don't class him as a genius.. my geniuses are Milligan, Everett, Cleese.... Sessions
Stranger: Ah.
You: some "comedians" would have picked other things.. like he has a little withered hand.. didn't mention it
Stranger: I approve.
You: What dywanna knowwwwwww
Stranger: no much
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Stranger: heyy
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 11/f/Australia
Stranger: 11?
You: yes
Stranger: what the hell are you doing on this website at 11?
Stranger: youre going to get raped kid.
You: I like talking
Stranger: your mom would not be happy
You: my brother left it on
Stranger: oh, is he hot?
Stranger: how old?
You: eww
You: he's 9
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: you have a potty mouth
Stranger: why the hell is a 9 year old on this?
Stranger: thats crazy
You: no itsnt
Stranger: potty mouth? wowww, you are 11
You: do you like Hannah Montana?
Stranger: ewwwww
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: y
Stranger: shes horrible
Stranger: the only reason why shes famous is because of her dad and disney
You: she came to see me when I was in hospital
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: I saw her
You: she was nice
Stranger: im sure she was
Stranger: why were you in the hospital?
You: I was very ill
Stranger: with?
You: dont knw
Stranger: better now?
You: dont know
You: I like hananah montoan
You: the movie is coming soon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: youre ridiculous
You: i alwasy feels good when is on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For fucks...

haha, sure you didn't have a webcam on?

Stranger: Hi
You: Bewbs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: arrr
You: Bewbs?
Stranger: brews?
You: Bewbs
Stranger: name two awesome thing
Stranger: s
You: Bewbs
You: Tats
Stranger: oh god...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha, some of these are amazing! I haven't had a go yet, but Jon's is totally unbeatable. I've also chuckled at many others; just seeing "Winersh" amused me a lot.

Creeping Dan wrote:Stranger: Hi
You: Bewbs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha.

Not particularly inventive, but:

Stranger: hi
You: So...
Stranger: So?
You: And that's...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thrashduck wrote:Stranger: heyy
You: I like hananah montoan

Paul and Jons are the winners

When you actually start chatting it's frightening and scary, just tried to do one myself:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nota, u?
You: nothin
You: just layin in bed
You: thinkin of u
Stranger: nice
Stranger: again?
Stranger: strokin ur butthole?
You: right round
You: like a record
You: baby
Stranger: i see
You: you see
You: you spin me
You: right round
Stranger: yep, have since i was born
You: right round
You: like a record baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.