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Postby James on Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:54 pm

quotes from Christians which defy the boundaries of stupidity:

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Postby boovidge on Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:20 pm

the one about the gay guy topping himself's shocking.. :(
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Postby Atom on Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:38 pm

Oi James, I was coming back fom D666 and there are these Christians that hang outside this pub in Ealing and one of them tried to give me a leaflet and said: "This is about the love of Jesus Christ" and I shouted at him really loud:

"SUCK MY BALLS!"

I watched his face turn to a mask of horror then I walked off. :lol:

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Postby James on Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:46 pm

:lol: Class story Tom!

Haha, I thought the missionaries at our door were wackos for denying evolution, but some people on that list are denying GRAVITY as well!!!

There is no hope for the world.
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:00 am

some of the stuff there is just ridiculous :lol:
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Postby James on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:49 am

'Only in America...'
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Postby Atom on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:50 am

"Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like "Great" Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser"

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Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:05 am

that surely has to be a joke poster
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Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:23 am

It's a good job I'm not in charge of our nuclear stockpile. I wouldn't think twice about nuking these idiots and the whole of the middle east. I'd probably nuke Scotland too.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:18 am

I remember the time me and my mate got off the train after a bunch of mormons with the whole suit and briefcase get up. My mate had a kreator - "I am an enemy of god" shirt on. He made sure they saw the back.

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Postby James on Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:27 am

I'd love to be invaded by American Christians, because then we could fight a war for Satan and slaughter them defending our homeland at the same time - I can't really think of a better way to go! :lol:
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:10 am

"[Should I wear a chastity belt to stop masturbation?]

Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.

Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path
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Postby Hostile on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:30 am

My motto is "breed more lions".

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Because when we find ourselves overrun with religious nutjobs, goddamn it, SOMEONE is gonna have to eat them!

*edit* That one about Betty's dead gay son is absolutely tragic. Honestly I feel for both of them. I'd love to tell Betty it's all her fault. Right to her stupid face too. I'd want to see the look in her eyes when she realises she drove her own son to death.
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Postby Immortalicide on Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:19 am

Back in the late 80s, there used to be some christians who targetted Rock City in Nottingham when there was a thrash show on. They would walk along the line of thrashers waiting to get in saying that they would pray for their salvation etc. They didnt really endure that much abuse, as most people jut ignored them!!! :lol:

I have been to a real church service in a pentecostal church in an onslaught power from hell shirt. They ALL wanted to save me!!! :?
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Postby Mikey on Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:34 am

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

Aaaaaaaahahahahaha

I'm supposed to beleive this from a person that can't even count?
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