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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby meluaz on Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:01 am

radioactive rik wrote:these are like naughty porn stories but with complex plots and all the slang and rude bits have been replaced with big fancy words.

kind of like a fantasy/sci-fi fans' wet dream.

i would like to combine filth with lterature if i may....heres one:

the rancid,stenching conglomerate of foul odourous gas,was being concealed well deep within the depths of my potent colon.
with all of my anal might,i could no longer withstand the pressure that had formed on the verge of my sphincter.i regrettably had to release the shit stenching vapour into the public domain and lo and behold the poop particles were transfused and recepted into the nasal cavities of the others within the blast radius.thus the area needed to be substantially quarantined due to the undeniable horror that took place on that dark,dank wintery evening.it was a tale of trump terror that made many a mortal quake at the thought of being caught up in the flatulent fart frolic tale of woe

I knew you would come and ruin it!!!
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:07 pm

Yeah, we've been waiting for that.

As good as it was though.

But just let us boys have our fun!
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:34 am

sorry guys ive been and rect(um)ified it.....
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby James on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:36 am

James wrote:I gripped the amulet in one terrified hand, turned, and fled from the cave. The chase had begun.....


Next....?
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:02 pm

I'll have a go tomorrow.
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby James on Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:41 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I'll have a go tomorrow.


Will you now...
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Raging Paul on Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:25 pm

James wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:I'll have a go tomorrow.


Will you now...

Oof!
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby James on Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:08 am

I believe it's still your move Billy...
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:20 am

Ok, I'll re-read and continue it later today.

Right now I've got to get some sleep.
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Raging Paul on Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:18 pm

Have you woken up yet?
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:28 pm

Yeah, yeah...

Look I've got through quite a few versions of this and I'm actually stumped at how to continue atm... so just..
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Raging Paul on Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:55 am

I just had a terrible terrible moment related to this thread....
I had been looking back through this thread and stumbled upon Rik's post of horror. I think I must have been in the process of copying it and pasting it, to make a sort of feeble joke that Dian should continue the story in that way. Anyway, either I deemed this joke too lame to ever see the light of day, or I got distracted, but I never completed the action. So later on I was chatting with my gf on skype and went to paste a link to something I wanted to show her in the chat bit. To my utter horror, I had failed to copy the link, and accidentally posted Rik's post into the conversation. It took me quite a while of panicking to remove it. I don't know how much of it she read :(
Curse you Rik for your hilarious profanities!
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby thrasherdave on Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:32 am

:lol: That's excellent
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Atom on Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:33 am

Hahaha! That's the WORST THING that could have happened! Nooo!
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Re: A Horrid Tale

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:43 pm

hahaha, fantastic!
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