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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby GoreBastard on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:08 am

James wrote:And probably a film.


And it probably sucked.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:28 am

Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Old news.

Serves him right for being a paedophile.


FUCKINELL!

I completely forgot about that!!

Fuck him then!


id not heard bout that?? tell us then!!!

Even if he wasnt a paedo, he deserves it for that fucking most awful of films ever, dirty dancing. Twat!!!


You've seen Dirty Dancing, yet you are surprised I call him a paedophile?

The guy's got to be in his late twenties in that film and he pumps a sixteen year old girl. OK, by the letter of the law he's fine. But if he were your mate, you'd totally have ignored him after that.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:29 am

thrashduck wrote:"Desperate not to be typecast, Swayze has in his career played a transvestite and a paedophile, but it was in Point Break, playing a bank robber opposite Keanu Reeves in a fetching white T-shirt, and as the dance teacher Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing, that a generation of girls will remember him"

Not an ACTUAL paedophile. It's called acting I think. Unless I've missed something.


You call that acting?!

Away and watch Raging Bull and then have a word with yourself.

Fucking paedos.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:09 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
The guy's got to be in his late twenties in that film and he pumps a sixteen year old girl. OK, by the letter of the law he's fine. But if he were your mate, you'd totally have ignored him after that.


:?

why? do you think it is bad if a guy of say 28 screws a 16 year old girl????


Im 38 and my girlfriend was 19 two weeks ago. I dont see anything wrong with that TBH, so long as poth parties are consenting and are happy.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby zykloned on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:17 pm

...you damn playa!!! ha ha
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:18 pm

r u serious?
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby MartinC on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:22 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
The guy's got to be in his late twenties in that film and he pumps a sixteen year old girl. OK, by the letter of the law he's fine. But if he were your mate, you'd totally have ignored him after that.


:?

why? do you think it is bad if a guy of say 28 screws a 16 year old girl????


Im 38 and my girlfriend was 19 two weeks ago. I dont see anything wrong with that TBH, so long as poth parties are consenting and are happy.


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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Bangover on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:30 pm

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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:31 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:r u serious?


Don't talk like that, you are not 9.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:38 pm

burnnnnn
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:09 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
The guy's got to be in his late twenties in that film and he pumps a sixteen year old girl. OK, by the letter of the law he's fine. But if he were your mate, you'd totally have ignored him after that.


:?

why? do you think it is bad if a guy of say 28 screws a 16 year old girl????


Im 38 and my girlfriend was 19 two weeks ago. I dont see anything wrong with that TBH, so long as poth parties are consenting and are happy.


Erm, yes.

That's pretty terrible.

I mean, I'm going on 22 now so if my mate were to bag an 18 year old I would probably say good on him seeing as birds invariably turn fat at that age due to the pill. However, if I were pushing thirty and my mate started pumping a bird who was still at school I'd probably never talk to him again for fear of being branded a paedo by association.

No offence or anything but I wouldn't be able to handle that. You are literally old enough to be her dad. I'm not trying to force my standards on you or anything but, if it lasts, she'll probably end up having to wipe your crack and spoon feed you crushed up Weetabix when you're older.

I'd hate that.

'Hello mum! This is Fiona. As you can see, she's the same age as my niece but I'm totally fine with it so please don't give me that 'Iain, I thought I had raised you better than that.' look over dinner'.

Think about it.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:15 pm

I wish I could remember some peado jokes from Not Going Out jokes.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Immortalicide on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:23 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
The guy's got to be in his late twenties in that film and he pumps a sixteen year old girl. OK, by the letter of the law he's fine. But if he were your mate, you'd totally have ignored him after that.


:?

why? do you think it is bad if a guy of say 28 screws a 16 year old girl????


Im 38 and my girlfriend was 19 two weeks ago. I dont see anything wrong with that TBH, so long as poth parties are consenting and are happy.


Erm, yes.

That's pretty terrible.

I mean, I'm going on 22 now so if my mate were to bag an 18 year old I would probably say good on him seeing as birds invariably turn fat at that age due to the pill.


That is the sort of comment that is probably why you say you are still single. Id love to hear one of your chat up lines "och, hoooow ye doooin?? Im iain, ye seem like a fit lass, and i like the way ye not got a fat arrrrse, want to ket a kebab, then we can fuck" :roll:

Metal Iain wrote:However, if I were pushing thirty and my mate started pumping a bird who was still at school I'd probably never talk to him again for fear of being branded a paedo by association.


well for a start, 19 isnt still school age, so being branded a paedo is pretty much unlikely. I accept a few people may make comments, but quite a few will be from people who are jealous id imagine. we dont really think about the age difference, we just get along very well, and we have a lot in common. I am not with her because she is a teenager.


Metal Iain wrote:No offence or anything but I wouldn't be able to handle that. You are literally old enough to be her dad. I'm not trying to force my standards on you or anything but, if it lasts, she'll probably end up having to wipe your crack and spoon feed you crushed up Weetabix when you're older.
it.


That is a possibility, but there are millions of things that may happen at any time in the future. Do you live your life by what may happen in 30 years time? Many many people get old gracefully, and dont end up needing that amount of help, but you know, talking in general here, if you choose to be with someone it should be for love, and if you love someone, then you do what is best for them to the best of your abilities. If we stayed together and she developed a diesease or illness, or had an accident that meant she required care, i would like to think that i would do what i could to help her. You seem very shallow iain, and i find that quite sad to be honest.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:40 pm

Disliking age difference is just...one of those things. Like people who hate gays, and have no explination for it. Just a mental thing, that you can't agree with and you have no control over it.

I think it's horrible, but I can't see why.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby MartinC on Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:32 pm

I haven't got a problem with it. If anything though, I'd rather shag an older bird. MILF!
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