Lev - Pulverizer wrote:With the amount of shit you talk, I doubt you need it anyway.
Gallbladders don't store shit, you silly billy!
Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:04 pm
Gallbladders don't store shit, you silly billy!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 pm
I don't care, I had to say it.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by The Fourth Norseman on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:53 pm
lev are you asian in descent?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:00 pm
No, Irish.
Was your father a box?
Was your father a box?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Herzeleid on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:06 pm
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:No, Irish.
Was your father a box?
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by The Fourth Norseman on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:11 pm
was your father a tax collector?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:13 pm
I'm the tax collector...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by zykloned on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:13 pm
Well.
I broke my big toe, AND I wear glasses.
Do I win?
Do I?
I broke my big toe, AND I wear glasses.
Do I win?
Do I?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Dian Wei on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:05 am
Two cancers and MRSA? Seriously you have lost.
He also has scars for the chemo tube thing and a third one that i can't remember what it was for. Presumably from fighting frost giants.
He also has scars for the chemo tube thing and a third one that i can't remember what it was for. Presumably from fighting frost giants.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by GoreBastard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:33 am
My entire body is 1 large scar with arms, legs and a head coming off it. I caught a grenade in the chest in't war.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Herzeleid on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:26 am
GoreBastard wrote:My entire body is 1 large scar with arms, legs and a head coming off it. I caught a grenade in the chest in't war.
Ah yes, the great Newton-Le-Willows war. Those who would never give you up in a bitter fight to the end with those who would never let you down.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by GoreBastard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:38 am
Herzeleid wrote:GoreBastard wrote:My entire body is 1 large scar with arms, legs and a head coming off it. I caught a grenade in the chest in't war.
Ah yes, the great Newton-Le-Willows war. Those who would never give you up in a bitter fight to the end with those who would never let you down.
I can't wait for this joke to get old... Until then, keep up the good work!
Many lols.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by James on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:09 pm
I only have a 2 inch abdominal scar from a removed appendix - totally fitting for my wuss rollercoaster reputation I think.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!
by Cernunnos on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:13 pm
I just have loads of small scars, from playing with knives and the like, but I did do a half hour swimming lesson with a broken leg when I was 2 because my parents thought I was overreacting.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange aeons even death may die
And in strange aeons even death may die
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