Teacher Placed On Administrative Leave For Playing HIM

by **RedBurp** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:11 pm

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/gen ... class.html

just imagine if it was Cannibal Corpse . Teachers should play better music

by **thrashduck** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:12 pm

I'd want to kill myself if my music teacher had played HIM.

by **RedBurp** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:14 pm

I'd want to kill my music teacher for playing HIM or ask them to stop

by **MartinC** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:19 pm

That's fair enough. You're meant to be responsible when you're a teacher, not give children copied CDs and try to be their friend.

by **Bangover** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:23 pm

serves him right for listening to HIM

by **Dian Wei** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:36 pm

MartinC wrote:That's fair enough. You're meant to be responsible when you're a teacher, not give children copied CDs and try to be their friend.

by **RedBurp** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:38 pm

I hate it at school when all te "rock" kids at least wear one item of HIM clothing they have become more of a brand than a band

by **Plodman** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:38 pm

Shoulda put on some Prostitute Disfigurement.

by **MartinC** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:49 pm

Right, let's all try and name the most offensive death metal band this teacher could have played and miss the point entirely.

NO! SHE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED GORE BEYOND NECROPSY OR THE ENTIRE 'CARNIVOROUS ERECTION' ALBUM BY REGURGITATE!!!!!11111

by **Immortalicide** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:34 pm

should have just read em the entire anal cunt back catalog track listing, that would have been a reason to be suspended from his post, or he could just have shown one of the female pupils his nob!

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:57 pm

thrashduck wrote:I'd want to kill my music teacher if he had played HIM.

That's better.

by **ThrashConvert** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:22 am

Wearing the dying fetus t-shirt in asda always gets a few funny looks!!

by **GoreBastard** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:44 am

Should have been fucking sacked for playing that shit.

Offensive songs to play eh?

The obvious choice would be Necropeadophile by Corpse
or if it's in a catholic school how about a bit of Deicide!!!

Bible Basher, Bastard of Christ and Fuck Your God... Nice.

by **MartinC** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:55 am

GOD! YOU GUYS ARE ALL DICKS! STOP THINKING DEATH METAL IS OFFENSIVE!

"Huh huh... yeah, if she totally played some Mortician that would have totally fucked everyone off man... dude..."

NO! IT WOULDN'T!

Seriously, it's not real! It's all made up! Cannibal Corpse have never smashed anyone in the face with a hammer! It's all made up!

If I were to beat up a disabled person, fine, that would be offensive, but not fucking death metal.

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

STOP ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111ONEONEONEOENEONEONEONEONEONEOINEONEIOSKLDFSKDHFS

by **thrashduck** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:03 am