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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby Lev on Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:24 pm

MartinC wrote:Are you all thick? Why would someone else announce it? If Heretic got signed I'd probably brag on here until my cock exploded.


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James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:

Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:55 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Exactly, and why would that someone be Fred? Why the hell would he ever care about Heretic? His drummer threw a whole drum kit at them!


Nah, just a cymbal stand... SECURITYYYYY WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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Basically, yes.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:31 am

MartinC wrote:
jonny_boy34 wrote:Exactly, and why would that someone be Fred? Why the hell would he ever care about Heretic? His drummer threw a whole drum kit at them!


Nah, just a cymbal stand... SECURITYYYYY WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!11111111


Yeah I know, I just wanted to do an hilarious exaggeration.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:35 pm

I heard he threw the entire venue.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:36 pm

He probably could, he is the real Terminator after all.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby MartinC on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:41 pm

I just can't believe the Brazilian international footballer Adriano took the time out of his busy schedule at Inter Milan to throw a drum kit at me.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:50 pm

Our old drummer threw his bass drum at a support band (for playing too long and milking it) once, drum attacks happen all the time, sad facts of metal.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby The Reverend D on Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:15 pm

Please, please stop this senseless violence, as many as 2 people a year are hurt by drums being thrown at them. This must stop NOW!
Give generously to the victims of drum abuse, they need our help. Maybe one day they can once more become useful members of society. Like toilet cleaners or umm... Those blokes that push shopping trolleys around Asda.

Please send you money to

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Somewhere i can get your money but you will never track me down.
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Re: HERETIC sign to Candlelight Records

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:24 pm

Paypal?
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