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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby MartinC on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:52 pm

I want to go on Jeremy Kyle.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:52 pm

We should, UK Thrash ruined my marriage and called me black.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:53 pm

I don't think any of us are quite thick enough to go on Jeremy Kyle.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby MartinC on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:59 pm

Harris?
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:02 pm

Hahaha, but we could all pretend.

WE COULD DO A GAY ONE, cheating spouses and all that.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby James on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:50 pm

And all memorise the immoral details of his horrific 80s marriage beforehand! :lol:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:44 am

We'd need to do some choreography prior to going on to decide who throws chairs, who gets hits by them, who dump tackles Lev into the crowd and who gets thrown into a camera.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Lev on Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:27 am

I stand in the back shouting "OH MY BABY! MY BABY GONNA GET HURT NOW! MA BABAY!" in an insanely high pitch black womans voice.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby James on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:13 pm

We would have to rehearse the "stand and point" entrances as well - no JK episode is complete without some munty fishwife storming on stage and ranting with a wagging finger before she bothers to sit down.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby boovidge on Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:18 pm

ha, fishwife


i think the programme should be called 'my friend posts maddie porn'
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:04 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I stand in the back shouting "OH MY BABY! MY BABY GONNA GET HURT NOW! MA BABAY!" in an insanely high pitch black womans voice.


As long as I can hijack the PA and sing Pour Some Sugar On Me, you can do what the fuck you want.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Immortalicide on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:44 pm

This is how these type of talk shows should be all the time
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:46 pm

Lovely Gwar.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:48 am

Haha, great! I love Jerry Springer, he's hilarious. Jeremy Kyle is just a dick. And the film actors' guild... are pussies. And Kim=Jong Il... is an ass-hole.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:20 pm

'We didn't have enough talent to make it unless we wore these silly costumes.'

HA!

That video is hilarious! I love it when the guy can't fit through the door and so has to turn sideways. The old ones truly are the best.
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