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Postby James on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:00 am

It's Wimbledon now - the next sporting event for my brothers to slob in front of! Then it will be the Olympics I suppose: another thing for them to fein interest in because it is SPOOOORT!

Not that I dislike sport, I just do find it annoying how sport always has to be on TV because you need to be "in the know" about the latest happenings.
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Postby MartinC on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:06 am

I hate tennis and I hate the olympics. Andy Murray is a bell end.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:09 am

Women's tennis is watchable for obvious reasons.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:11 am

Okay, I'll give you that one.

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:48 am

Dian Wei wrote:Women's tennis is watchable for obvious reasons.


No way.

Sure, plenty of female tennis players would get pummelled but it takes so damn long for them to actually score because only the Williams sisters can actually hit a ball. I love it how women say that they'd be willing to play five sets if it meant they got paid the same as men: Wimbledon would have to be extended by at least a week to accommodate for it.

I agree on the Andy Murray call. The sooner Nadal stuffs him, the better. The Tri-Nations starts this Saturday so I'm sorted for sports, for now. I don't think I can be ringed with the Olympics to be honest.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:50 am

Yeah because i am watching it for the tennis.....
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:06 am

Andy Murray is so unlikeable, miserable Scottish sod.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Atom on Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:11 pm

I fucking hate Andy Murry.

But, I love tennis, its so good.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Lev on Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:22 pm

I watched Tennis for the first time in a million years the other day. It's not as shite as I thought it was. Still rubbish, but yeah...not as...
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:02 pm

I reject Andy Murray almost exclusively because he is seen to be representing Britain. I can only get worked up about international sporting events if I have a Scottish interest vested in it. I didn't buy into Tim Henman as Britain's 'only hope at Wimbledon' and can't buy into Andy Murray for the same reason:

'Come on Andy!'

Fuck off, you cockney pricks!

To be fair on Andy Murray, he's probably a gibbering wreck after what happened at Dunblane.

I guess I liked Tennis when Sampras was still about but haven't watched a Wimbledon seriously since Ivanisevic won it.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:23 pm

Although apparantley he also hates representing Britain, so it's lose lose.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:27 pm

Moreover, he is in dire need of a haircut.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:29 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:38 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby ribbons69 on Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:56 pm

MartinC wrote:I hate tennis and I hate the olympics. Andy Murray is a bell end.

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