underwear accidents
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Re: underwear accidents
I'll take 300 copies.
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RIk you really are the best person on here.
I still need to get JC's my life in action.
I still need to get JC's my life in action.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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..............you got any pics of this charlotte lucas?
Is she on facebook?! =D
Is she on facebook?! =D
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zykloned wrote:..............you got any pics of this charlotte lucas?
Is she on facebook?! =D
i got an old class photo.shes sitting in the front row,(skirt not lifted up high enough im afraid)
im in the back row,next to a lad called nathan miles who in recent years me and my 21yr old middle brother have had three fights with(2 seperate) and 1 as a tag team.anyway nathan finally got his arse kicked(again )big time by someone else about 4 months ago at a local pub carpark(it was in the local paper and his face was a mess),so he finally left horley.good riddance,its about time he realised he cant go round trying to start on everyone/make a name for himself just coz he is bigger than the average person,but he was just a big wuss and cowardly bully in reality,not a real threatening loon,just a prat wannabe gangsta type.
as for facebook,type her in and who knows,maybe she still likes to show her fanny off.and back then webcams werent invented, so it might be worth a punt just to see her c**t
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I'm in love with her already.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MY POSTS WHEN I'VE NOT HAD A FUCKING DRINK.
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Not really an accident, but it's slightly related and it pissed me off. No cunt buys toilet paper in this house and I was just fucking desperate for a shite, so I had to use plain copier paper. Fucking ripped my arse up and it's taking ages to flush.
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Paper cuts?!
I once took a dump in a bush and used some dock leaves to clean.
I once took a dump in a bush and used some dock leaves to clean.
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MartinC wrote:Not really an accident, but it's slightly related and it pissed me off. No cunt buys toilet paper in this house and I was just fucking desperate for a shite, so I had to use plain copier paper. Fucking ripped my arse up and it's taking ages to flush.
Take a dump and then wash your arse under the shower. If the shower is in another room walk gingerly to avoid shitting up your pants.
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Re: underwear accidents
Nah, I was too careful for that, but you just don't get any absorbtion (is that a word?), so I had to use fucking loads and nearly blocked the toilet.
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You're all fucking peasants.
We just lived in complete squalor and would never pick up empty bog-roll tubes. If we were out of paper I'd just run a bog-roll tube under the tap, peel it apart and use it to wipe my arse. If it didn't flush [they never did] I just chucked it out of the window. Saying that, my bog window led onto a path where the bin lorries would go up and down picking up the bins from all the big tenements so I was just cutting out the middle man.
We just lived in complete squalor and would never pick up empty bog-roll tubes. If we were out of paper I'd just run a bog-roll tube under the tap, peel it apart and use it to wipe my arse. If it didn't flush [they never did] I just chucked it out of the window. Saying that, my bog window led onto a path where the bin lorries would go up and down picking up the bins from all the big tenements so I was just cutting out the middle man.
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radioactive rik wrote:these days they tend to have all kinds of bits,some have what can only be described as bacon attachments
bacon attachments haha. gross.
There was a guy in my first school who always poo'd his pants. Every day. He smelt like shit all afternoon.
We'd all get changed for PE in the same classroom, and you could see it all squodged in his pants. Yack.
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Sweeeet.
I cant say ive ever shat myself. But I went camping with school. And one day they made us walk, and i felt the runs comming on. So i buggered off with some trusty toilet roll in hand and took a dump off this ledge, must have been a few feet down. I look behind and theres a farmer in his tractor, but i was too busy taking a shit to notice him.
Then i needed to go again shortly after and went into some bushes up some big drive. Then i was okay after all of that. I felt horrible all day until that. I was hungover and felt like crapa nd that was just so refreshing.
I cant say ive ever shat myself. But I went camping with school. And one day they made us walk, and i felt the runs comming on. So i buggered off with some trusty toilet roll in hand and took a dump off this ledge, must have been a few feet down. I look behind and theres a farmer in his tractor, but i was too busy taking a shit to notice him.
Then i needed to go again shortly after and went into some bushes up some big drive. Then i was okay after all of that. I felt horrible all day until that. I was hungover and felt like crapa nd that was just so refreshing.
Rub my face... up and down
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There is nothing quite like the big hangover dump.
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I'm not so sure: mine are quite like dead rhinos.
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