I have an ingrown toenail.

My toe is the most scabby, puss filled, rotten, swolen, bloody piece of shit toe ever. Maybe I should take a picture and post it up? Here is what happened:

I have had it since November last year. I eventualy went to the doctor and they gave me pills which I didnt take because im an idiot.
Anyway I eventually took 'em and went back to the doctors. They said that I would get a call from the hospital to get some of my toenail cut off.

Much, much later and I still hadnt got the call from the hospital. I phoned them up today and raged at them (I also went on a massive phone call journey getting put through to various different offices around the hospital) and they told me to go top the doctors again.

By now my toe is squirting out pus when I squeeze it and I have to constantly pick off the hardened crust at every oppertunity. It hurts so much I cant even tell you.

Anyway I went to the doctors earlier (when I listened to 'Betrayer') and now they are giving me more pills and arranging another hospital visit. I just hope it happens this time cos I cant skateboard, play football or run.

Fuck.

Gay

Get well soon Atom, we need you dispensing wit on these boards at full capacity!

Dont worry man, I dont type with my toe!

Cheers though, this sucks! I wish I had a nice toe!

Atom wrote:Dont worry man, I dont type with my toe!

Cheers though, this sucks! I wish I had a nice toe!

ROFL I was thinking more of the pain

Make sure you're better by the next gig though, don't want to have the night spoiled by having to hop around everywhere...imagine trying to fuck shit up in the pit with that

Sick as fuck man! My bro had to get his ingrown toe nail ripped off. My mummy's a nurse so she did it herself. His screams still haunt me to this very day!



I hate minor operations though, like when I got my wisdom teeth 'wrenched' out. The cunts didn't even knock me out and it took 90 minutes!

Johnny Tightlips wrote:imagine trying to fuck shit up in the pit with that

Mate, I have had it since November and been to looaads of shows since then including Exodus, Obituary, Testament, Destruction, Bones Brigade...

My toe has been stomped so many fucking times! It cant have helped!

I was lucky. I got an ingrown toe nail when i played football when i was wee but it fell out on its own accord. No pain, no infection. Other than when i stubbed it in the first place to make the nail fuck up.

Lucky bastard!

Wait till I get a cool picture of how gross my toe is!

I don't want to see a photo!

James wrote:I don't want to see a photo!

I do!

Gross stuff rules, one of the Yorkshire lads Sam has a constant problem with a messed up toenail, he performs his own surgery though, ripping out the toenail once in a while... Hes an odd one...

I remember the smell of his puss soaked socks and the squish sound it made when we were back at school...

I think fucked up toenails are essential to be a true thrasher. When did you ever meet a thrasher with clean, well trimmed toenails. Perferably they should have moss on, and pus is a good ingredient.

I have well trimmed toe nails! I can't stand long nails so mine are extremely short.

Haha, well at least your little toe HAS a toe nail!

I've got this, tiny, little thing.

Embarressed to call it a nail.

I watched a friend of mine have his toe nail removed when we were about 15. I nearly got chucked out of the room because we were laughing so much about the whole situation! Great viewing though!
Picture please!!!!