You totally shouldn't... but you would.

by **Povey** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:54 am

Yeah but your nearly the same age Dan.

You have to do the extremely complicated I can go out with a <age here> girl formula.

Were...

A = your present age
B = your age divided by two

A-B+7 = subjects age therefore

28-14+7 = 21 is the youngest I can go out with,without feeling wrong.

This formula does not apply for peado's or Jamie.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:40 pm

And which issue of Cosmo did you lift this from Pove?

Other rules;

Grass on the pitch, play football...

If their feet touch the floor when they're having a shit...

;-)

by **meluaz** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:42 pm

britney spears little sis but its ruined now cause she got pregnant

by **Creeping Dan** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:59 pm

She had the baby agges ago. Id wreck her, but its okay for us to do her.

by **Povey** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:00 pm

I prefer the cricket analogy Mr Webster.

I read cosmo for the problem page if you really must know...

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:01 pm

[img]brodydallefans.png[/img]this is more of a really should and would tho!

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:07 pm

[img]alanis-morissette.jpg[/img] this is my shouldnt but defintly would,

by **gamabomb** on Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:50 pm

the bins go out on friday mate

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:17 am

one mans junk is another mans treasure, i like girls that look like they live in the next block :wink:

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:18 pm

Miley Cyrus is well hot, 16 now aswell so there ya go!

by **Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:09 pm

I'd utterly smash Lily Allen's flaps to pieces.

by **terrorizer** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:33 pm

As a flag said at Glasto "Lily, I'd make you scream!"

by **Steve** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:25 pm

Kate Russell wiould get it

And whilst on the topic of nerd chicks, Violet Berlin

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:46 pm

Who is her daddy and what does she do?

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:58 am

steve, that top one is AWFUL!!!

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