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Re: What a palava

Postby caspio on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:17 pm

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Re: What a palava

Postby GoreBastard on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:55 pm

One time my bedroom door got stuck so I FUCKING MOVED HOUSE.
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Re: What a palava

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:14 pm

GoreBastard wrote:One time my bedroom door got stuck so I FUCKING MOVED HOUSE.


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Brilliant. That'd be hard to beat in grandiose, except maybe C4-ing your house to get rid of a mouse or something.
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Re: What a palava

Postby GoreBastard on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:12 am

I once sealed off the kitchen and drained all of the oxygen because there was a spider under the sink. I don't like spiders.

I FUCKING OPPOSITE OF LIKE THEM.

I HATE THEM, FUCKING DICK HEAD
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Re: What a palava

Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:16 pm

"I FUCKING OPPOSITE OF LIKE THEM"


Brilliant.
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Re: What a palava

Postby Stevedot2 on Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:28 am

GoreBastard wrote:I once sealed off the kitchen and drained all of the oxygen because there was a spider under the sink. I don't like spiders.

I FUCKING OPPOSITE OF LIKE THEM.

I HATE THEM, FUCKING DICK HEAD


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Re: What a palava

Postby GoreBastard on Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:41 am

Spiders are fucking wankers. The lot of them. I had a shit earlier and when I washed my hands something caught my eye on the ceiling. When I looked up I shit myself expecting it to be a spider, but it was just a moth. If it was a spider I'd have had another shit...

Creepy little fuckers.
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Re: What a palava

Postby James on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:28 pm

Erm, moths are ten times scarier than most spiders, so...
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Re: What a palava

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:41 pm

You are such a fucking girl james.
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Re: What a palava

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:44 pm

i don't mind spiders, but for some reason i always freak out when a moth lands on/near me.
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Re: What a palava

Postby Spencer on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:49 pm

Moths are crap, spiders are pure fucking evil.

There was one in my bed the other day, I was tempted to just burn the whole thing down.
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Re: What a palava

Postby ribbons69 on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:52 pm

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Re: What a palava

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:53 pm

You are all so wussy, i eat spiders and fart moth dust.
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Re: What a palava

Postby James on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:28 pm

AAEEEUUUUUURUGGGGGHHH, aaaaah that is utterly loathsome. I hate moths with their big bulbous torsos, dusty hairy texture and erratic flights that seem to flutter towards your face on their leathery wings of torment and death.

I don't have a problem with really small ones, but the large ones that occasionally get in and flutter around the room with their bloated abdomens and merciless nocturnal intent just chill me to the depths of my doomed soul.
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Re: What a palava

Postby Lev on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:42 pm

I once found a moth the size of my hand.
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