I've just bought the Jade Goody calendar but for some reason it only goes up to March....


...lol

Katze wrote:I've just bought the Jade Goody calendar but for some reason it only goes up to March....


...lol

and theres me thinking its just us males being coarse,then Katze comes along with one of the best,most twisted,harsh little gems of warped humour.

Haha, Gorebastard scooped that one a few days ago... my mate put that in his facebook status and had at least five outraged replies, brilliant..

It would be great if someone put together a collage of front page headlines from the Sun or the Mirror, charting their response to Jade over the years. It would so obviously go from "worthless racist jadepig" to "brave jade is charity icon" or something.

annoying?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jade-Good ... 168?ref=mf

i think so!

'reality tv celebrity'... FUCK OFF

surely a celebrity should have something worthy of their celebration going for them, hence the name celebrity??

She's getting 700k for photos of her wedding from Ok or one of those other stupid magazines. What a waste of money.

Yeah, she's such a hero. Unlike the millions of other people with cancer, they're clearly far less important.

It's just a superb April Fools' prank, you twat.

I'm pretty much out of the loop with the whole thing, though. I saw pictures of her today and it struck me that she does look like she's dying. I think it's pretty funny really. Our descendants will probably be taught to think of her as a real-life Truman Burbank, of sorts.

My main question is this: is she actually going to let her death be filmed and, if so, are they going to sync Adagio For Strings to it á la the Elephant Man?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS AMAZING!!!!

Seeing as she seems hell bent on turning her own wedding into a macabre joke, I don't think 'Dead Jade' jokes are going to have quite the same zest as, say, Diana or Mark Speight jokes did.

Still, I await Radioactive Rik's post-Jade musings...

God, I can't wait for her to die.

Bwahahahahaha!! Didnt expect to read that at the bottom. Bit coarse Tom (coarse is good).

Atom wrote:God, I can't wait for her to die.

I'm still 40% sure it's just an April Fools'.

I was thinking how funny it would have been if Mike Strutter had hosted the Oscars:

'You know, the food here tonight is a lot like Jade Goody's cancer; it's eating a hole in my fuckin' ass!'

Personally I think it's all a fucking publicity stunt. I bet her cancer isn't half as bad as they're saying. She's probably on a healthy road to recovery, but she's claiming that she's nearly dead so she can rake in the cash. What a fucking cunt. I can see in a few months from now on the cover of Heat, "Jade's Miracle Recovery". Lying fucking fat whore. That's what will happen. Money grabbing fat cunt.