Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:Oh dear, i never want to go through that.

Worst i have done is vomited all over my bedroom, woke my mum up at three am and got her to clean it. Whilst I went back to sleep.

I love being drunk in front of my mother because I'll never remember it but will receive the 'speach' every morning. For example, 'Iain, I really want you to stop drinking. I came into the sitting room at 3am to find you'd gone catatonic and stopped breathing. I was about to phone an ambulence but you started spluttering and then woke up'. I think she's used to it now seeing as it would be a weekly occurence when I was in sixth year at school (fuck knows what that translates to in the backward English system).

Having lived away from home for Uni for quite some time now, it's going to be tough moving back home in a couple of months to start job hunting. Honestly, I'll be watching the rugby on TV and go through six bottles of beer or so and she'll start getting worried. I usually smooth things over by saying 'Mum, dinnae worry. If I were at the flat, I'd do the crate'.



But yeah, shitting myself was a bad experience. Everyone's done it at some point in their life, but doing it at a party when you're 20 is pushing it...

MartinC wrote:Admittedly, I slightly followed through on the morning of New Year's Day after shagging my ex-bird... but only because I'd caught that fucking norovirus shit... literally.

Dian Wei wrote:I can honestly say i have never shat myself. Piss yeah sure, but shit?!

I think i would either have to hang myself or strip down and start rugby tackling people.

MartinC wrote:Admittedly, I slightly followed through on the morning of New Year's Day after shagging my ex-bird... but only because I'd caught that fucking norovirus shit... literally.

MartinC wrote:If anything God would have approved of it because she'd fancy dressed up as The Pope. And no, I didn't tell her to leave the hat on.

Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:I can honestly say i have never shat myself. Piss yeah sure, but shit?!

I think i would either have to hang myself or strip down and start rugby tackling people.

Not even as a toddler?

Please, do not lie.

Styxx wrote:I remember once, as a child, waking up, being sick on my pillow, and immediately falling asleep again, right in it. Glad I didn't have long hair then

STD_Caps wrote:

Styxx wrote:I remember once, as a child, waking up, being sick on my pillow, and immediately falling asleep again, right in it. Glad I didn't have long hair then

On of my friends did that in my bed. While I was sleeping next to them. Just over a year ago.

Styxx wrote:I remember once, as a child, waking up, being sick on my pillow, and immediately falling asleep again, right in it. Glad I didn't have long hair then