MartinC wrote:Yeah, I was talking to Sam about this today. I'm dogshit at football - especially now I'm a big fat slob, so I'm going to spend WEEKS preparing my Ronaldinho-esque tricks.
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The Official Football Thread
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by thrashduck on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:09 pm
I'll just push you over because you're tiny.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by The Fourth Norseman on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:45 pm
me and lev are gonna shank it at football again, although sam will probably win with his shit tap ins
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Lev on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:50 pm
Me and Aaron vs everyone else
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Herzeleid on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:55 pm
The south won, and it was first to like 15, more than enough time to make a comeback. Stop being bitter that you were outclassed.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by MartinC on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:30 pm
Sam was bigging himself up earlier, he didn't mention that he was a tap-in King.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by thrashduck on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:32 pm
I'm like Claude Makelele, no one notices I'm there, but I'm the backbone of the entire team.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by James on Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:02 pm
Mine's massive, and it aint made of plastic.
One day we should do a proper five-a-side tournament, either North vs South or bands vs bands - I could play for about an hour then my bad back would probably play up... but for those 60 minutes I would be a veritable Ronaldo.
One day we should do a proper five-a-side tournament, either North vs South or bands vs bands - I could play for about an hour then my bad back would probably play up... but for those 60 minutes I would be a veritable Ronaldo.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Lev on Fri May 01, 2009 10:31 am
Yeah, the fat slow one.
Sam's goals were all snide. Like when Ben (our keeper) just missed kicking the ball and Sam pushed it in. And then when Ben rolled it to him. Infact, Ben you're shit mate.
Sam's goals were all snide. Like when Ben (our keeper) just missed kicking the ball and Sam pushed it in. And then when Ben rolled it to him. Infact, Ben you're shit mate.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Herzeleid on Fri May 01, 2009 11:52 am
That accounts for two of like 10, sorry I have a better goal instinct than you Lev, really.
Also, there was one keeper, and I scored a fair few past Faraz, who was actually really good.
'Put the Brazilian guy back in goal'
Also, there was one keeper, and I scored a fair few past Faraz, who was actually really good.
'Put the Brazilian guy back in goal'
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by origamikid on Fri May 01, 2009 12:32 pm
James wrote:Mine's massive, and it aint made of plastic.
One day we should do a proper five-a-side tournament, either North vs South or bands vs bands - I could play for about an hour then my bad back would probably play up... but for those 60 minutes I would be a veritable Ronaldo.
Hyde park over summer... depending on what sort of fitness im in i could probs play for a while before my knees and shoulders gave in lol. I suck these days a footie but i still enjoy it. Few years ago was epic in defense and on dead balls...these days lucky to get a shot on target
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Bangover on Fri May 01, 2009 1:07 pm
I can play football just fine, I just like sitting down.
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Re: The Official Football Thread
by Lev on Fri May 01, 2009 5:50 pm
Herzeleid wrote:That accounts for two of like 10, sorry I have a better goal instinct than you Lev, really.
Also, there was one keeper, and I scored a fair few past Faraz, who was actually really good.
'Put the Brazilian guy back in goal'
....He was your keeper...
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