Videos Thread

by **STD_Caps** on Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:08 pm

Metal Iain wrote:She's quite rough.

I totally disagree. I absolutely fancy her like mad. My taste is apparently a bit off to most. I don't care.

by **Styxx** on Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:20 pm

Cernunnos wrote:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds

Haha, that's ace!

by **Bangover** on Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:50 pm

STD_Caps wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:She's quite rough.

I totally disagree. I absolutely fancy her like mad. My taste is apparently a bit off to most. I don't care.

i think shes pretty damn hot. Definitely not rough...

by **Styxx** on Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:18 pm

Yeah I think you're on your one on this one Iain

by **James** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:59 am

Bangover wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:She's quite rough.

I totally disagree. I absolutely fancy her like mad. My taste is apparently a bit off to most. I don't care.

i think shes pretty damn hot. Definitely not rough...

Agreed.

by **Styxx** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:00 am

Huzzah for page 69! Woo!

by **thrashduck** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:03 am

She's not rough! Fucking ell.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:07 am

She's as rough as a badger's arse you cunts!

by **James** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:07 am

Iain's such a veteran of brutal porn, he has no time for girls any more, he's just after a walking bum hole with gigantic breasts attached.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:17 am

James wrote:Iain's such a veteran of brutal porn, he has no time for girls any more, he's just after a walking bum hole with gigantic breasts attached.

Nah nah!

I know my limits.

The bird in that video is blatantly 7 years old though. I mean, her teeth are really bad (as in, she still has baby teeth) and I'm not an ambassador of good teeth by any means.

I actually met a bird that looked dead like her the other day, but she had better teeth and was in a club so she was at least 14. She was quite nice actually, but I was too pissed to talk.

by **James** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:21 am

Oh right, so you've been watching lots of dental nurse porn lately?

And she's clearly like 15+

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:26 am

James wrote:Oh right, so you've been watching lots of dental nurse porn lately?

And she's clearly like 15+

Nah, her teeth just didn't seem 'complete enough' to be a fully-grown adult's.

And, if not, would you do the time?

by **Necrotism** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:33 am

Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:Oh right, so you've been watching lots of dental nurse porn lately?

And she's clearly like 15+

Nah, her teeth just didn't seem 'complete enough' to be a fully-grown adult's.

And, if not, would you do the time?

'completete enough' :lol:

by **Styxx** on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:55 am

James wrote:Iain's such a veteran of brutal porn, he has no time for girls any more, he's just after a walking bum hole with gigantic breasts attached.

What have the Top Gear team got to do with any of this?

On the teeth thing, my ex had a thing where her adult teeth will never grow in so she still had all her baby teeth. And no, she wasn't a youngling, she was 20. Or 21. I don't remember/care.

by **STD_Caps** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:32 pm

You're sweet but you're just four feet
and you still got your baby teeth.
You're too young and I'm too well hung...