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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:40 am

Of which i have none and she being employed by the same company is quite aware of.

Irrespectively, it saves me making myself lunch.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:42 am

Dian Wei wrote:Of which i have none and she being employed by the same company is quite aware of.

Irrespectively, it saves me making myself lunch.


Still, don't do it.

If you do get things going with her, she'll introduce you to her mother and you'll want to die.

Besides, I thought the Polish girl thing didn't pan out quite as planned? Or was that someone else?
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:46 am

No it is the same bird, but she has actually been single for some time.

At the moment it is just casual flirting between us and her making me sandwiches and getting me gifts from Poland.
But i have a powerful lust on for her so i think it will be "make or break" time quite soon.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:49 am

Dian Wei wrote:No it is the same bird, but she has actually been single for some time.

At the moment it is just casual flirting between us and her making me sandwiches and getting me gifts from Poland.
But i have a powerful lust on for her so i think it will be "make or break" time quite soon.


Do you go all like 'dzien dobry' when you see her?
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:53 am

I try to avoid speaking polish around her as all i know is "Thank you" and that word which is kind of like bitch that they like to say all the time.

Though i am being sly with it, as she is quite concerned with her English as she is doing a few courses so i am going to propose i help her with english and she can teach me Polish (had planned on doing this anyway, as braintree appears to have become neo-krakow).

The only problem is maintaing my composure and not becoming a drooling idiot around her.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:55 am

She'll be going home soon, aload of Poles people are leaving because Poland's economy is booming...

Better move in quick.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:56 am

I have until October, that is when she starts uni there.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:57 am

Near-Krakow?

I hope there are no ghettos...

I was speaking Estonian to a Finnish girl on Friday. I got her number but she was a bit chubby so not worth following up. Foreign languages are a good way of talking with foreign lassies...
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby James on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:57 am

One of my housemates last year was Polish.

All I know is that "chong nyesh" means "you suck!". Perhaps if you added a bit of inflection it could become "you...suck?"

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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:02 am

James wrote:One of my housemates last year was Polish.

All I know is that "chong nyesh" means "you suck!". Perhaps if you added a bit of inflection it could become "you...suck?"

Avoid the gamble.


:lol:

Well a new round begins tomorrow at 16:30, with any luck i might grow some balls and ask her out...... :wall:
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:04 am

Dian Wei wrote:
James wrote:One of my housemates last year was Polish.

All I know is that "chong nyesh" means "you suck!". Perhaps if you added a bit of inflection it could become "you...suck?"

Avoid the gamble.


:lol:

Well a new round begins tomorrow at 16:30, with any luck i might grow some balls and ask her out...... :wall:


Just get hammered and text her.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:06 am

That is bound to go well, lol.

James has been on the receiving end of my drunken text messages, and can no doubt testify that they are both extremely long and pointless. That one was just a sodding music idea, i couldn't even imagine the things i would say to this 'un.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:21 am

I've finally fallen in love with that woman in Martin's signature.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby MartinC on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:27 am

It took me all but 5 seconds. Just look at the way her boobies bounce perfectly followed by the cute little smile.

Aaaahhh.
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Re: Hooray For Me!

Postby Enter on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:31 am

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