The Office Thread

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 15, 2007 4:58 pm

"You should phone ahead..."
"I'm not gonna call ahead!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 15, 2007 5:14 pm

Milligan, Everett, Clease.. sessions.

This is nice for a quick laugh:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/gareth/

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 15, 2007 8:59 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/gareth/

Very humorous indeed.

by **MartinC** on Tue May 15, 2007 9:42 pm

"At least staart on him then move on to me...

....Mr. Toad! I can't..."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 15, 2007 9:43 pm

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 15, 2007 9:51 pm

"OH! Sorry, it's a mans game... Accidental... That's why woman shouldn't get involved.. really.."

by **MartinC** on Tue May 15, 2007 11:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j48ZtYWi3zQ

by **James** on Tue May 15, 2007 11:20 pm

"I like a woman to be just as intelligent, or slightly less intelligent, than me"

by **thrashduck** on Wed May 16, 2007 2:44 am

"And are you gonna lay down any of those tracks y'say?"
"Well I got alot of them on demo from the band days, but they're 10 years old, so if I wanted to send them out i'd have to bring them up to date, lay down some drum and bass shit, like sample n shit..."

by **James** on Wed May 16, 2007 2:27 pm

"I kinda fuse flash dance and MC Hammer shit"

by **thrashduck** on Thu May 17, 2007 1:49 am

"She should chill out a bit more shouldn't she, maybe have a bit of the old... ganja.. dyknow what I mean? Course you do... Ohh.. Meeting e'd be a bit different wouldn't it... 'Er... Yes David, I've called this meeting... because I want you to go down the 24 hour carriage and get me some hobknobs!!' munchies.. for the food... like scooby doo, all those scooby snacks, that's cos he's got the munchies innit, never mind scooby doo, more like scooby dooby doo... SCRAPPY!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 17, 2007 10:25 am

"I wasn't advocating the use of drugs! I was merely talking to someone on their level, because I can comminucate with people from all walks of life."

by **MartinC** on Thu May 17, 2007 12:42 pm

David - "And what should she do if she gets any trouble, Dawn?"
Dawn - "Err.. kick them in the bollocks?"
David - "Ooh! Feminist!"
Gareth - "Get yer bra off!"
David - "Do you want to go out as well?"

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri May 18, 2007 11:53 am

"Doesn't work, 'cos the songs 'I'm forever blowing Bubbles'... I know what you mean though, blow jobs...... Sexist."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Fri May 18, 2007 11:59 am

"Oh yeah baby, Groovy!" :lol:

"You'll be getting look-a-likes of me soon."
"No, you're nowhere near as famous"