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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:24 pm

I dunno, i have grow a bit bored of the avatar and sig combination as of late.

Well as a major player in the post wars, i call minister of japery and bowel humour.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:26 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:28 pm

MartinC wrote:People would stop posting if I did.


You were away for, like, a day recently and I was running three arguments concurrently.

I could well lead a coup d'état against you.

EDIT: Dibs on Minister of Health.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:29 pm

Because you can argue more..... look it boils down to this. Atm Martin has better tits.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:30 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Because you can argue more..... look it boils down to this. Atm Martin has better tits.


Hitler didnae need great chebs to get the Nazis into power...
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby James on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:32 pm

Can we over-rule the league tables and exclude Harris? :lol:

Nah I can tolerate Harris really... he could be the skullery maid or Minister for Pot Heads.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:33 pm

James wrote:Can we over-rule the league tables and exclude Harris? :lol:

Nah I can tolerate Harris really... he could be the skullery maid or Minister for Pot Heads.


He'll smoke himself out of contention, just like David Cameron.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby James on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:34 pm

Yeah, and his absence will be mandatory at every Great Summit.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Great Jesus ball chain!

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
MartinC wrote:People would stop posting if I did.


You were away for, like, a day recently and I was running three arguments concurrently.

I could well lead a coup d'état against you.

EDIT: Dibs on Minister of Health.


Yeah, but I can just slag you off on MSN whenever I want. My influence extends beyond the pages of UK Thrash.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:39 pm

MartinC wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
MartinC wrote:People would stop posting if I did.


You were away for, like, a day recently and I was running three arguments concurrently.

I could well lead a coup d'état against you.

EDIT: Dibs on Minister of Health.


Yeah, but I can just slag you off on MSN whenever I want. My influence extends beyond the pages of UK Thrash.


To whom?

Other members of the CC?

Such defamation will only sew the seeds of mistrust in your leadership, so I'll win in the long-run.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:41 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Because you can argue more..... look it boils down to this. Atm Martin has better tits.


Hitler didnae need great chebs to get the Nazis into power...


No, but we are hardly in a mass depression are we?

You could at least try being anti-Semitic.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm

Dian Wei wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Because you can argue more..... look it boils down to this. Atm Martin has better tits.


Hitler didnae need great chebs to get the Nazis into power...


No, but we are hardly in a mass depression are we?

You could at least try being anti-Semitic.


Come on, we've all heard Gama Bomb. If that's not mass depression I don't know what is...

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Mass Extinction?!

Have they folded?

You fucking Hebe.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:49 pm

You ask me as if i know anything about thrash.

Now kindly sod off you blue faced, psychedelic mushroom eating, bog brush-man!

Our first act a united council should be to declare war on the official opeth boards.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:50 pm

Dian Wei wrote:You ask me as if i know anything about thrash.

Now kindly sod off you blue faced, psychedelic mushroom eating, bog brush-man!

Our first act a united council should be to declare war on the official opeth boards.


Can't we declare war on something better, like a cancer-support group board?
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