The Office Thread

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat May 19, 2007 11:46 am

"...And she starts going 'ooh what was that shit, what was that shit', what was your shit!"

"Calm down mate, it's only a bit of fun."

"Yeah? If I want advice off you mate it'll be about mortages."

*Woman throws drink over Brent*

"Can I retaliate? I can't hit a woman but I can certainly retaliate. Give me my beer. Ooh, shall I throw that on you?"

*Woman knocks beer out of Brent's hand spilling it all over him again*

"That's twice now, I was already wet so the joke's on her."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat May 19, 2007 12:18 pm

"You know I don't drink Dawn"
...
"You see that? She poured me some wine and I said 'You know I don't drink"
"Don't you drink"
"Do I drink? Ask him, do I drink?"
"Yeah, he drinks"

by **Resilience Records** on Sat May 19, 2007 12:45 pm

MartinC wrote:David - "And what should she do if she gets any trouble, Dawn?"
Dawn - "Err.. kick them in the bollocks?"
David - "Ooh! Feminist!"
Gareth - "Get yer bra off!"
David - "Do you want to go out as well?"

"I will not have her tunnel, banded about this office... Willy Nilly"

by **MartinC** on Sun May 20, 2007 12:07 am

"I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell in a barrel of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb."
"I thought you sucked cocks?"
"DO YA?

"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun May 20, 2007 12:13 am

"Just trying to think of more deserts..."

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sun May 20, 2007 12:23 am

Sometimes the complaints will be false....

by **MartinC** on Sun May 20, 2007 1:04 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:Sometimes the complaints will be false....

I love his face when he says that, he looks so pleased with himself.

by **thrashduck** on Sun May 20, 2007 1:08 am

MartinC wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:Sometimes the complaints will be false....

I love his face when he says that, he looks so pleased with himself.

Favourite Brent face - after he goes "Only Me!" in his little presentation to the new Swindon people, or the thing he does where he jerks his tie and his head tilts upwards... crack me up everytime.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 20, 2007 1:11 am

One of my favourite Brent faces has to be in series 2 when Gareth gives him a massage after Neil's had a go at him. Bloody amazing.

by **MartinC** on Sun May 20, 2007 10:43 am

"Oooh I do nothin' all day but oooh I need more money to do it"
"...Political"

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 20, 2007 11:27 am

"I'd... do... most nationalities."

by **James** on Sun May 20, 2007 1:12 pm

"You know there's only seven people on the board yeah..."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun May 20, 2007 3:20 pm

"What kind of bunse we looking at?"
"Bunsen burner, nice little earner.. hence the..."

"Hands up who thinks Neil's funnier than me"
"Oh that's mental!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun May 20, 2007 7:54 pm

"He's more of a laugh."
"You're having a laugh saying that!"

by **MartinC** on Sun May 20, 2007 7:57 pm

"The right people didn't turn up."