Bus rant

by **James** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:28 pm

A ludicrously late night bus meant me and Craig had to camp outside Liverpool Street Station after last year's Metalbrew, to wait for the first morning train. The crisis would have been averted though if I'd thought to take my keys with me to my uni house which I was still renting at the time.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:45 pm

martin is totally right, how can the government expect people to use public transport if its this shit. also trains are fucking ridiculous expensive now

by **thrashduck** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:06 pm

Get a student card and Bob's your mother's brother.

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:39 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:martin is totally right, how can the government expect people to use public transport if its this shit. also trains are fucking ridiculous expensive now

Trains are just generally gant. I don't have to use them regularly but when I do it's invariably before 9am and going into Edinburgh so they're fucking heaving. I hate it: you'll be trying to read your paper and some fat-body is totally crushing you against the window and stinking the joint up with his fucking B.O.

by **Lev** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:45 pm

I have a train story aswell, and I know you don't want to here it, and I know I can't be arsed to type it, so I'll sum it up.

What a fucking dosile prick.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:17 pm

Because you spelled docile wrong, you now have to repeat the story in it's entirety.

by **ribbons69** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:22 pm

Stevedot2 wrote:
MartinC wrote:Why is it that bus drivers are the only people in the world that don't have to do their jobs properly while every other person does? I've been waiting for a bus all day because it's the only one that goes direct to Sheffield from where I live. I was waiting for this bus for like 10 minutes in case it turned up too early. Any way, I was waiting there and the bus started coming down, so I stuck my fucking arm out and the cunt just looked me in the eye and drove straight past with a gormless look on his face. I looked all over the council's website for any schedule changes, but there was nothing, so this old cunt basically just decided he didn't want to stop and pick me up - despite that being his fucking job. This isn't the first time this has happened, they do shit like this all the time - anyone else get this?

Stop bloody whining! Some people don't even have buses, think of the people in Africa who have to walk for miles a day just to get water that's got aids just so they can live a little bit longer. If they had a bus I doubt they would moan like a little girl!

"This is Manuela,at the moment she is making the final preparations for her only son Jongo's funeral.We asked Chief Asswongo,the head man of the village here in Ghana,what happened;
"It was terrible,terrible.Jongo had walked down to the lake,in the shadows of the great mountain,to fetch the water for his family,when he was attacked and killed by a great Lion,such a tragedy,for his Mother and Father,and for the whole village.
Usually,Jongo would take the bus to the lake,but on this day the driver had rung in sick,and the bus didn't come.

The cunt."

by **Lev** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:48 pm

thrashduck wrote:Because you spelled docile wrong, you now have to repeat the story in it's entirety.

by **James** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:13 pm

thrashduck wrote:Get a student card and Bob's your mother's brother.

Young Persons Railcards do save you a shitload (and are attainable until you're 25), but even using one of those a return to London from here is £14.50, and I don't think that's peak time either.

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:25 pm

thrashduck wrote:Because you spelled docile wrong, you now have to repeat the story in it's entirety.

To be fair, you picked up on 'dosile' but not 'here' [it should have been 'hear']. Not that I'm denying Lev's spelling is shit but you skimmed over a blatant error only to pick up on a more minor one.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:40 pm

Oh let's forget about all this..

You want some cheese?

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:51 pm

The correct answer is:

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:54 pm

Didn't you know Saul? All Iain eats is winegums.

by **James** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:59 pm

And the gapes of maws.

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:00 pm

I ate your mother's bean-gum, too.

It tasted of latex and the horrible sauce Heinz use in their Spaghetti Hoops.

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