The Office Thread

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 03, 2007 1:24 pm

Hahaha... of course, what was I thinking.

Now office quotes during sex would be fantastic. What ones would work undetected though?

by **MartinC** on Thu May 03, 2007 1:50 pm

"I had a mental image of you on all fours... literally taking it like a dog."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:15 pm

"Women are dirty"

by **thrashduck** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:20 pm

I'd prefer alan partridge quotes..

"BIG BALLS! FANNY HAIR!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:52 pm

"Ohhh.. sex"

I wondered how long it would be till this went off topic!

by **MartinC** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:53 pm

"What are YOU doing here... not in a racist way, because he's famous."

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 03, 2007 3:15 pm

thrashduck wrote:I'd prefer alan partridge quotes..

"BIG BALLS! FANNY HAIR!"

"That was classic intercourse... so thanks!"

:lol:

Alan Partridge is almost as amazing as the Office. Bloody hell, I bloody love it!

by **thrashduck** on Thu May 03, 2007 3:16 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Ohhh.. sex"

I wondered how long it would be till this went off topic!

"The man's mentally ill! I've seen him eat a plastic pie!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 03, 2007 3:18 pm

MartinC wrote:"What are YOU doing here... not in a racist way, because he's famous."

And also well done, that really is amazing.

by **MartinC** on Thu May 03, 2007 10:30 pm

"So... would you want to do this again?"
"With you? Wouldn't have thought so..."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 03, 2007 10:48 pm

"I was waiting for a blind date, thought you were it"

"He means his cock"

"She says it's not hers and I for one believe her"

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu May 03, 2007 10:49 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"I was waiting for a blind date, thought you were it"

I laughed solidly for a day when i first heard that one.

by **James** on Thu May 03, 2007 10:52 pm

"stop trying to worm into someone else's photo"

by **James** on Thu May 03, 2007 10:56 pm

- "ooh, bit saucy, selling kisses for the lads! Or the ladies - if there are any ladies that like that sort... I don't think there are any in this...office...and if there are good luck to em, they're all welcome, we're all equal now...it's different for girls anyway isn't it - more light-hearted..lower risk!"

- "Erotic"

- "Well...not in this case"

by **James** on Thu May 03, 2007 11:19 pm

- "excuse me - desk procedures - chair's are for sitting on"

- "I think he's a little bit jealous that he's not getting the view you're getting"

- "Wrong: I got the arse this side, so... I'd only want to be sitting where he's sitting if you was wearing a skirt. Then I could look up there....at it."