Old Heretic footage (absolutely golden)

by **MartinC** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:56 am

I found this tonight after someone down the pub said it would still be online, it's some footage from a gig in 2005 when I was about 16 years old and I'd just joined the band. For some reason that night I decided to go really death metal and kept putting this scary deep voice on. Any way, here is the proof that Heretic were once more generic than any of you:

http://www.archive.org/details/NappyRashProductsPresentHereticLiveattheVicInnDerbyUK21July2005

There's also some pretty bad 16-year-old jokes thrown in there too.

by **thrashduck** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:58 am

Classy turd.

by **MartinC** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:03 am

My hair used to be so long in 2005 and I only had it cut in early 2007, so it must have been right long by the end of it.

by **Resilience Records** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:54 am

"we've been Heretic, Goodbye!" - classic! HAHAHAHA, GOD YOU ARE JUST SOO FUNNY!

by **ribbons69** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:10 pm

Nice synchronised headbanging at the start !

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:49 pm

This is amazing. I've never heard anything quite as instantly dislikable. These guys should forget about music, and take up something else......

Like crochet or gardening.

But fair play if the guitarist's shagging the Innuendo singer..

LOL!

by **MartinC** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:53 pm

ribbons69 wrote:Nice synchronised headbanging at the start !

Took months of practising infront of a mirror to achieve that.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:39 pm

That is pretty funny actually. It reminds me of all the terrible bands I've seen in Glasgow over the years: the guitars sound like arse and noisegates wouldn't go a miss.

The synchronised headbanging is good too.

by **Lev** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:04 am

This was daftly funny.

Is the Innuendo singer fit?

by **MartinC** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:58 pm

It was a few years ago since we played with them, but she was a proper babe. Her and Lyall had a bit of a thing, I was really pissed off at the time because I fancied her.

by **MartinC** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:00 pm

Metal Iain wrote:That is pretty funny actually. It reminds me of all the terrible bands I've seen in Glasgow over the years: the guitars sound like arse and noisegates wouldn't go a miss.

The synchronised headbanging is good too.

Yeah, fucking Hell, for about 3 years all our gigs were just: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!11

by **James** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:47 am

It's hilarious how naff the old Heretic song titles were!

It has to be said though that Martin's vocals are very decent.

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:52 am

Haha, yeah, our old song titles were brilliant:

LORD DIVINE!!!11

KILLING TIME!!11

THE NEW DAWN!!111

So embarrassing.

by **James** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:05 am

EYE FOR AN EYE!!!!

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:12 am

AN EYE FOR AN EYE!!1

THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!!11

Haha, sounds like something Elimination would write.