Don't play wit me style I might STING YA!

by **MartinC** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:18 pm

My housemate just texted me to tell me he's bought a tarantula for the house. How good is that! I'm going to experiment with all the different things I can feed it.

by **Leighsus** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:01 pm

Tarantulas are the only known homophobic animal besides humans in the world you know.

They can actually detect homosexuals from 100 yards according to some studies.

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by **Immortalicide** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:31 pm

Leighsus wrote:Tarantulas are the only known homophobic animal besides humans in the world you know.

They can actually detect homosexuals from 100 yards according to some studies.

</bullshit>

best that llyall dont visit then eh martin :lol:

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:03 am

FUCK! THAT!

I hate things that can kill me. More so if they're in my house. Mind you, things have taken a turn for the sinister in my flat of late so if we had a Tarantula it'd be left in someone's bed as a drunken caper.

by **Dian Wei** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:08 am

I am shit scared of spiders but even i think that is cool. I should be getting my bearded dragon fairly soon, he shall be named lemmy.

by **zykloned** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:15 am

Spiders are fucking scary man.

Fucking hell. Finding one in your bed as a child = not cool!

by **thrashduck** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:26 am

I don't like living things that don't look living, like slugs. They always get into our kitchen at night, dargh.

I don't mind spiders though.

by **Leighsus** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:31 am

Metal Iain wrote:I hate things that can kill me. More so if they're in my house.

Eating food that you've cooked in a non-electric appliance, with cutlery, in the dark must be a nightmare for you.

by **zykloned** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:32 am

slugs are harmless tho, spiders however! can run around you in circles very very fast.

danger.

by **Dian Wei** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:34 am

zykloned wrote:slugs are harmless tho, spiders however! can run around you in circles very very fast.

danger.

That is amazing. That being said, i do have my cat for protection.... my cat who is scared of woodlice.... maybe not then.

by **Bangover** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:37 am

spiders scare the shit out of me... I ran into a massive woodland spider when I was a child...I ran into it with my face

oh god...repressed memories coming back...aSFUIGdl;adhkGLN/BDH;KADJSG`B

by **zykloned** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:04 am

Bangover wrote:spiders scare the shit out of me... I ran into a massive woodland spider when I was a child...I ran into it with my face

that sounds horrible! i remember i was jus chillin in the living room at night, playing pro evo, i notice something on the wall opposite me, and it was the biggest fucking house spider in the world ever ever ever.

i lost every match because that fucking spider kept moving. it looked even bigger because of the fucking shadows.

:wall:

by **Spencer** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:16 am

House spiders scare the shit out of me, I literally climb onto a chair and start screaming like a girl at the sight of one.

Tarantulas have never really bothered me though, not that I have much experience with them of course.

by **zykloned** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:29 am

yeh same, they're big hairy and slow, a bit like me.

we have the common connection, house spiders however...

the answer lies in getting a snake, those things are cool, and hopefully decimate spiders.

by **GoreBastard** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:35 am

My mate had a tyrantulaialaulua (fuck off), but one time he was holding it and it jumped out of his hand. It's guts were half hanging out after hitting the floor and a few days later it died. He kept the body though... weirdo.

This is the same friend who left a dead mouse on an aisle in Tesco with a price tag he'd made saying, "Tesco Value Dead Mouse £1.99".

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen, I'll have to get the picture he took and post it here.