Everyone fancies Martin man, get with the programme, fucks sake...

Jesus christ!

What the fuck has happened to this topic?

to "bowdowntothethrasher",

I dont need sticking up for mate, cuz im not here to argue, i just wanted to no what these guys truley think of my band and i got exactly what i wanted- lots of constructiive critisism

thanks guys

now lets let this topic sink down the list and lets give the other bands topics a chance

thrashduck wrote:Everyone fancies Martin man, get with the programme, fucks sake...

No.

just had a listen, i quite like it, some parts aren't quite my cup of tea like the vocals, thats not to say they aren't good they just aren't for me, and id agree with martin in the poit of structuring that he made. good stuff though, i like it

wow ive well missed two pages of banter, seems pretty standard UKthrash forum stuff but always a pleaseure to my eyes

thrashduck wrote:Everyone fancies Martin man

Nobody can help it.

thrashduck wrote:Everyone fancies Martin man

I have a friend called Martin Man.

jonny_boy34 wrote:

thrashduck wrote:Everyone fancies Martin man

I have a friend called Martin Man.

But for ultra winning coincidence, does everyone fancy him?

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Gotta take the rought with the smooth, especially if you ask for it. We went out of our way to give a guy a CD for review and he sent this back.

http://chopmusic.co.uk/cds/g-l/HOD-beer ... blood.html

Fortunately it made us laugh our tits off as opposed to crying in our pints. I'm not arguing with him, he's fucking massive, I'm quite happy with being shit.

I was gonna say he clearly missed the point but then his paragraph at the end makes it clear he didn't, so I don't understand his review.

"Mid-tempo thrasher" is not good enough for a decent review. Reviews are about constructive criticism, not being a knob.

He likes the word "thrash" doesn't he? Can you imagine him reviewing a Ministry Of Sound CD? "Another dance track... this is a dance track... more dance, am I spotting the theme here..."

terrorizer wrote:He likes the word "thrash" doesn't he? Can you imagine him reviewing a Ministry Of Sound CD? "Another dance track... this is a dance track... more dance, am I spotting the theme here..."

I'm gonna be an ignorant prick here but the only theme I can spot about our album is that it was made by the same band members in the similar style of music throughout. Surely that isn't cause for critisism, unless you review compilation albums for a living.

Imagine an obituary review?

Bit of an onging theme here with this album, Mid-tempo death metal, some growling like the singers pukeing, bit of a hardcore breakdown and a widdly solo. Got a groove to it but personally I think it's wank.

Repeat x 12

CAN I HAZ A JOBZ AT TOERRRORRIZERZZ? LOLZ!1112

Oh good, so i am not the only one who though his reviewing style was dog shit.

I've not even read the review but I think it's shit.

Really? Because he only writes in gifs of bouncing tits.

and i heard you were into that sort of thing.