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Postby Mazz on Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:32 pm

It made me smile it might make you smile as well.

"Ah I forgot to tell you.
Yesterday morning I left for work a bit later so it was light when I was cycling in. I listened to Jerusalem by Sleep. It was amazing . I rode no-handed really slowly for quite a while, with one fist held against my chest, and one held in the air in a defiant salute. I also saw a woodpecker and gave it a fully fledged double peace sign.
I'm really glad I've learned how to ride no-handed.

proceeeeeeeeed the weeeeeeeediannnnnn nazarith!"
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Postby BEER CAN on Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:33 pm

STOP POSTING YOUR BLOODY SPAM YOU GET IN YOUR INBOX ON THIS BOARD!! haha!
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Postby Mazz on Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:38 pm

Just thought someone might find it amusing.

"I also saw a woodpecker and gave it a fully fledged double peace sign."

I'll fuck off now.
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:28 pm

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Postby Katze on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:46 pm

"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"
was the first line of one I got recently
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Postby Bangover on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:30 pm

sleep are a good band
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Postby BEER CAN on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:03 pm

Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:05 pm

BEER CAN wrote:
Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:


You've got a 3 inch knob?! :lol:
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Postby BEER CAN on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:10 pm

thrashduck wrote:
BEER CAN wrote:
Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:


You've got a 3 inch knob?! :lol:



I have an 18 inch cock witch is 18 inches more than you haha
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Postby James on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:26 pm

thrashduck wrote:
= Increase sperm volume and quality = :lol:
= Improve sperm flavor = :lol:

LONGER THEIR PISTOL :lol: :lol:


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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:29 pm

BEER CAN wrote:
thrashduck wrote:
BEER CAN wrote:
Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:


You've got a 3 inch knob?! :lol:



I have an 18 inch cock witch is 18 inches more than you haha


Well my sperm is of a better quality and flavour. Suck on that.
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Postby Enter on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:41 pm

Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"
was the first line of one I got recently
man i can increase my cock by 3 inches in seconds
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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:18 pm

thrashduck wrote:
BEER CAN wrote:
Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:


You've got a 3 inch knob?! :lol:

I've always been quite pleased with my three inch willy,never had any complaints,but it seems I was wrong.So,how thick is yours then?
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Postby Lev on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:23 pm

My dick's tiny. I'm hung like a CD.
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:56 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
thrashduck wrote:
BEER CAN wrote:
Katze wrote:"when i penetrated she knew the difference. 3 inches is a lot'"


no no, that one wasnt spam....that one was from me :eyes:


You've got a 3 inch knob?! :lol:

I've always been quite pleased with my three inch willy,never had any complaints,but it seems I was wrong.So,how thick is yours then?


Sorry are we talking about fully erect here or what?

I've noticed a rise in smut over the last few weeks.. and..

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