You gotta love it.

lol

Don't be fucking silly Mazz, no on on this forum has ever had sex. Most of us have probably never seen a vagina!

I actually had sex fairly recently, it was quite nice. I NEED MORE! MOOOORRREE!!!1112jkh1kjh2k1jhkh

thrasherdave wrote:Don't be fucking silly Mazz, no on on this forum has ever had sex. Most of us have probably never seen a vagina!

whoops...sorry.

Edit

The thought of having sex....you gotta love it.

jonny_boy34 wrote:I actually had sex fairly recently, it was quite nice. I NEED MORE! MOOOORRREE!!!1112jkh1kjh2k1jhkh

How's our ALBUM coming along? Have you written ALL the songs yet? What are we called?

I'm so jazzed about this project that I'm going do some press-ups while listening to MANOWAR. This should impress my lady so much that i will get the sex.

Well, I've just written an emotional chorus for my rocking song. It's pretty cheesy, and therefore brilliant. Once this song is done, there'll be 3 in the bank. And one of them is a 7 minute ballad that gets heavy halfway through. The other one is a fast heavy metal song.

I don't know what we're called yet... I'm working on that one.

In fact i've now decided to move the emotional chorus to the middle section, as it's a variation on the main rocking riff. I need to write a more rocking chorus. It's better to have a rocking chorus and an emotional middle section.

Anyway, sex. So warm and lovely on the penis.

all you show offs...spare a thought for the less sexually gifted/fortunate.

thrasherdave wrote:Don't be fucking silly Mazz, no on on this forum has ever had sex. Most of us have probably never seen a vagina!

Yeah, all the girls on here were blind from birth.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Well, I've just written an emotional chorus for my rocking song. It's pretty cheesy, and therefore brilliant. Once this song is done, there'll be 3 in the bank. And one of them is a 7 minute ballad that gets heavy halfway through. The other one is a fast heavy metal song.

I don't know what we're called yet... I'm working on that one.

I've got some really bad lyrics we could use...really bad.

I want to right a song called ROCK AND ROLL WIZARD with a line after the secound chorus that goes "HE'S COMING TO GET YA!" then a brain melting guitar solo kicks in and I run about the STAGE in a HEAVY METAL frenzy pointing at people.

thrashduck wrote:
Yeah, all the girls on here were blind from birth.

oi paul!

and oh come on, even steve has had sex with a real girl...

Mazz wrote:

jonny_boy34 wrote:Well, I've just written an emotional chorus for my rocking song. It's pretty cheesy, and therefore brilliant. Once this song is done, there'll be 3 in the bank. And one of them is a 7 minute ballad that gets heavy halfway through. The other one is a fast heavy metal song.

I don't know what we're called yet... I'm working on that one.

I've got some really bad lyrics we could use...really bad.

I want to right a song called ROCK AND ROLL WIZARD with a line after the secound chorus that goes "HE'S COMING TO GET YA!" then a brain melting guitar solo kicks in and I run about the STAGE in a HEAVY METAL frenzy pointing at people.

Believe me Mazzareth when I say THAT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN.

Katze wrote:

thrashduck wrote:
Yeah, all the girls on here were blind from birth.

oi paul!

and oh come on, even steve has had sex with a real girl...

was it in some toilets in birmingham????

No, for one thing Steve is the wrong person completely and the other thing is that it happened at the end of 2009.

Just to clarify, the 'real girl' wasn't me.