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Postby MartinC on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:01 am

Metal Iain wrote:FUCK! THAT!

I hate things that can kill me. More so if they're in my house. Mind you, things have taken a turn for the sinister in my flat of late so if we had a Tarantula it'd be left in someone's bed as a drunken caper.


They can't kill you, I looked them up on Wikipedia when he told me he'd bought it and apparently there isn't a tarantula that has a bite that's fatal to humans. Apparently if you get bit by one, usually it's just as painful as a wasp sting (which is still gay).

I am shit scared of spiders but even i think that is cool. I should be getting my bearded dragon fairly soon, he shall be named lemmy.


Lyall says he's getting a bearded Dragon. They look right cool when they're pissed off about something.

House spiders are horrible. Tarantulas don't really bother me because they're all big and fluffy but house spiders are pure evil.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:12 am

Bitching what is he going to call it?
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Postby MartinC on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:13 am

It's not up to him. I'm going to name it Fanny Adams.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:14 am

What about Mr Bearded Dragon? Or Sir Ballsnapper?
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Postby zykloned on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:18 pm

Zues the impeccable?
Fanjab the Omniputant?
Horn Swogler of the northern winds?
A 10-4 charlie tango oscar?
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:22 pm

All good names, not forgetting Hyper Powered Turd Flume.
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Postby thrashduck on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:27 pm

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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:38 pm

Bandy Spastic
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Postby zykloned on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:42 pm

Number 29 bendy bus
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Postby thrashduck on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:42 pm

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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:46 pm

Horse Rimmer.
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Postby zykloned on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:03 pm

Call it.. Ziltoid!
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:13 pm

I think he would want to name it after something good.
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Postby zykloned on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:30 pm

how about...

'8 pack of 1664 for a fiver'?

I love my corner shop
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:31 pm

nice
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