altho.....4000.....

I'm not into that jumping off buildings thing. It would be awesome falling down and you'd probably be like, "wow this is fucking great, I've finally found a hobby to keep my mind occupied, I'm going to take up sky diving to take my mind off my problems, this is awes... OH SHI" SPLAT

I wouldn't want people messing with my body and performing an autopsy on me. I'd rather be blown to pieces.
Suicide is gay.

You could row a boat out to sea, tie a cannonball or equally heavy object to you, and jump overboard.

The initial drowning would probably be horrible, but I heard that after the initial phase you start to hallucinate while slowly dying.

Also, your body would remain undisturbed forever (if you rowed out far enough) and you would get a really cool seabed resting place!

James wrote:You could row a boat out to sea, tie a cannonball or equally heavy object to you, and jump overboard.

The initial drowning would probably be horrible, but I heard that after the initial phase you start to hallucinate while slowly dying.

Also, your body would remain undisturbed forever (if you rowed out far enough) and you would get a really cool seabed resting place!

So like, nothing would eat you?

Well you would obviously decay and probably be worm-food, but that would probably leave your skeleton.. so no different to a land burial.

Or something.

Just brainstorming!

Here's one for you then, we've dicussed killing ourselves, what about killing other people?

id do a mixture of killing myself and other people all in one go.
basically find out where the next filming of "my super sweet sixteen uk" for mtv is taking place,then gatecrash the party
with a trenchcoat full of guns,grenades,knives,hammers,axes and anything else to inflict maximum carnage and delightful sadistic pain on those spoilt brats.
i would perform this killing spree with "uk thrash hate cult" painted in blood on my body whilst wearing a portable speaker system with some chris barnes torture killer blaring out.
rather than topping myself i would wait until the numbers of swat police outnumber me and eventually get shot to bits whilst screaming "you can kill me but the hatecult will never die".

when the feds eventually raid my room and see my metal music/video game collection and the media blames it all on that,this site will then be made illegal and youll all have to find an even more underground way to communicate evil messages and to keep the cult in operation so that my death wasnt in vain.

I think I did.

I would like to know who told James that you start to hallucinate while slowly dying after inhaling water. Was it a ghost!?!?

I've heard that. You hit a euphoric state and can hallucinate.

Fatal auto-eroticism all the way, for me.

Haha, it's probably bollocks to be fair... because according to Wikipedia you either go unconscious or have a cardiac arrest quite quickly.

But don't worry, I'm not going to test it out!

It's rubbish. The reason why drowning yourself is a favourite is because when your lungs get full of water, it's no longer uncomfortable. And you just die quite...nicely.

Hmm, that sounds almost too fun to NOT kill myself with.

I used to come up with loads of horrible ways to kill people, if I'm feeling particularly lively I will post them up later for you all to enjoy!

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:It's rubbish. The reason why drowning yourself is a favourite is because when your lungs get full of water, it's no longer uncomfortable. And you just die quite...nicely.

Though if you watched the autopsy program on channel 4 you would learn that your lungs don't actually fill with water when you drown. But drowning is rather nasty way to go i think....take too long, top of the list of worst way to die is by burning to death.