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The Most Hilarious Interview Ever - Blaze Bailey

Postby Resilience Records on Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:44 pm

Taken from some internet radio show a couple of years ago.

This is utterly ridiculous!

Firstly Blaze is on top form, he comes up with some shit you just can't even believe anybody saying. he's such a massive twat, even stepping into David Brent territory, seriously!

secondly the guys doing the interview are so poor its hilarious. they basically just ignor what he is saying half the time, and when they do listen to him they just laugh in his face.

check it out for some seriously amazing comedy!

http://www.resiliencerecords.com/blazeinterview.mp3

(either stream it or right click and "save target as")
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:52 pm

Well done, well done indeed Jamie! This is a slice of pure hilarious joy. I'll be back soon with some quotes!
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:03 pm

:lol: "I wouldn't class myself as a bender..."
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Postby Resilience Records on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:06 pm

"if a car comes up to me, i'll smash the car to pieces like a british hulk"

talking about the same thing,

"i've done that... well.. i've almost done it you know. i haven't done it that often... well i've never done it when anybody was watching so they could collaberate and say 'yes he did do it', but obviously i have done it"
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:07 pm

:lol: The ending is just fantastic. "Ok, bye.... Hello? Alright, see you... HELLO?!"
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:16 pm

fucking lol :lol:

he must be pissed
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:32 pm

I literally cannot believe it. He's showing off so much, but the stuff he's saying is just ridiculous...

"I've got Holy Diver on vinyl" - Wow, what a guy.
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:35 pm

what a twat, i cannot believe some of this stuff. :lol:

The interviewer is clearly struggling :lol:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:36 pm

"That's my favourite part of Dumb and Dumber"

"Krispy Creams, Krispy Creams"

"Pie"
"You what"
"Pie"
"Meaning?"
"The food!"
"I've already said Hi. Hello?"
"...OK"
"Bird"
"What, I've already said it. I've already spoken about Parrorts!"
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:39 pm

the best bit i when he makes that really poor whisky joke, then there is a pure the office style awkward silence and the interviewer does the most insincere laugh ever
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:49 pm

I can't believe how much he's trying to show off to 2 college kids.
"Have you ever had a pancake soaked in Jack Daniels?" :lol:

"Fastest production bike of it's year"
"It wont go below 4 degrees. But when it does, you've really got to hold on when your going 130."

I want to interview Blaze.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:00 pm

"I've got Metallica, by mistake, I've got Master of Puppets three times on CD. I lost it and I bought it again because I couldn't live without it, and then I lost it and bought it again. And then one time two turned up in the same CD wallet."

:lol:

"I think it was Eddie's evil curse"

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Postby James on Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:03 pm

His voice reminds me of the IT guy in the Office.
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Postby Sherry on Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:00 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I want to interview Blaze.


Not gonna happen Stu.

I took this form the Bloodstock Forum form a guy who tried to get an interview with the man himself.

"Now as many of you know, I am a big fan of Blaze and have been from the very early days of Wolfsbane.
(don't laugh please!!)

Yeah he couldn't really follow Bruce, but I still believe he made some great stuff with Maiden and I would happily defend him and his music that he has done over the years.

Now, I now write the odd bits of stuff for http://www.headbang.co.uk so though it would be a good opportunity to give Blaze some free publicity and try and get an interview and review the Bristol gig, which is the nearest to me.
So I decided to email his new management and request an interview. I have just recieved a response, saying it would cost me 16GBP to get into the gig, 3000GBP for an interview and wait for it, 5000GBP to review the gig.

Now am I being stupid, or isn't the management's job supposed to be to get some press for their bands??!!

Now as a long term fan, who has watched Blaze's career go downwards since the original Blaze band split, and watched crowds get smaller and smaller, I for the first time in my life find myself thinking, F**K YOU!! "


So there you go !! :lol:
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Postby James on Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:01 am

That's probably the minimum price they'll take for allowing him to make such a twat of himself again in public!
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