Well done Josh, perhaps you are Jesus himself?

To celebrate your boxing birthday, I recommend you listen to 'Soundtrack of my Life' by Blaze Bayley. Have a lovely day please.

jesus jesus, always gonna pleeeease us.

merry birthday Josh,you share a birthday with my mummy but not literally.

Do a poo in my leg.

how about i wee down your lungs.

Ha ha, I hope that made your day Jamie..!

...and Josh also!

third time lucky,

Hippy barfday moan!

Happy birthday Josh!! I hope you had a merry birthday christmas!

Happy birthday you cunt, I'll buy you a pint when I'm back in sotton. A pint of horse semen.

Thanks guys!

I am like essentially anti-jesus...or something!

I will eat all of your souls !! MWHAHAHAHA

nah...

Was alright, managed to find some people to go out with in the end, pub with a girl from work for a few hours and then to some random house where we got drunk, played guitar, watched some random movie with the black guy from Pulp fiction (who gets raped..marselace wallice or whatever his name is) and also had the dude who invented parquor in...random movie. And drank more beer, played cod and then ordered lots of pizza.

Good times i guess!