And that's all this 'Flora Light' business. What is this bullshit. I don't care if you have Omega 4000, I want real butter for god's sake. Bertolli will do at a stretch.

Bloody healthy housemates making me eat silly food!

I eat cardboard with milk for breakfast, its quite healthy but tastes like cardboard with milk. Also, I haven't eaten butter for years, sometimes on baked potatoes.

Atom wrote:I eat cardboard with milk for breakfast, its quite healthy but tastes like cardboard with milk. Also, I haven't eaten butter for years, sometimes on baked potatoes.

Cardboard? Seriously? You should try All Bran instead.

I've always found you can't beat eating a bit of pussy in the morning

MIOW

I cannot stand real butter. It feels like I'm about to have a heart attack when I have it. Plus the shit is difficult to spread...

Metal Iain wrote:I cannot stand real butter. It feels like I'm about to have a heart attack when I have it. Plus the shit is difficult to spread...

Shouldn't be long till anchor spreadable gets up to scotland to be honest. As my dad was a butcher, and i have been for 21 years, i have eaten some lovely food, and really enjoyed it: tripe, black pudding, heart, trotters, bath chaps, blood sausage, brawn, frogs legs, kangaroo, bison, boar, emu, plucks etc. My fave however is a mixture of pigs or lambs lights (the lungs, liver and heart) minced with fat, oatmeal and seasonings all stuffed into a sheeps stomach and boiled. Iain should recognise this as haggis. The nicest food from bonnie scotland!!!!
Vegetarianism???

Breakfast is for the weak! The only time I EVER have it is if i'm really hungover and someone forces me to a crappy fast food joint.

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:I cannot stand real butter. It feels like I'm about to have a heart attack when I have it. Plus the shit is difficult to spread...

Shouldn't be long till anchor spreadable gets up to scotland to be honest. As my dad was a butcher, and i have been for 21 years, i have eaten some lovely food, and really enjoyed it: tripe, black pudding, heart, trotters, bath chaps, blood sausage, brawn, frogs legs, kangaroo, bison, boar, emu, plucks etc. My fave however is a mixture of pigs or lambs lights (the lungs, liver and heart) minced with fat, oatmeal and seasonings all stuffed into a sheeps stomach and boiled. Iain should recognise this as haggis. The nicest food from bonnie scotland!!!!
Vegetarianism???

You told me you'd ate cock once.

terrorizer wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:I cannot stand real butter. It feels like I'm about to have a heart attack when I have it. Plus the shit is difficult to spread...

Shouldn't be long till anchor spreadable gets up to scotland to be honest. As my dad was a butcher, and i have been for 21 years, i have eaten some lovely food, and really enjoyed it: tripe, black pudding, heart, trotters, bath chaps, blood sausage, brawn, frogs legs, kangaroo, bison, boar, emu, plucks etc. My fave however is a mixture of pigs or lambs lights (the lungs, liver and heart) minced with fat, oatmeal and seasonings all stuffed into a sheeps stomach and boiled. Iain should recognise this as haggis. The nicest food from bonnie scotland!!!!
Vegetarianism???

You told me you'd ate cock once.

That was a homosexual seduction attempt that failed miserably

Bloody right! With butter, it's nothing but the real deal! I've never had a spreadable that tastes right. I love butter! I do sometime think my heart will explode, but then I remember how nice butter tastes.

Immortalicide wrote:

terrorizer wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:I cannot stand real butter. It feels like I'm about to have a heart attack when I have it. Plus the shit is difficult to spread...

Shouldn't be long till anchor spreadable gets up to scotland to be honest. As my dad was a butcher, and i have been for 21 years, i have eaten some lovely food, and really enjoyed it: tripe, black pudding, heart, trotters, bath chaps, blood sausage, brawn, frogs legs, kangaroo, bison, boar, emu, plucks etc. My fave however is a mixture of pigs or lambs lights (the lungs, liver and heart) minced with fat, oatmeal and seasonings all stuffed into a sheeps stomach and boiled. Iain should recognise this as haggis. The nicest food from bonnie scotland!!!!
Vegetarianism???

You told me you'd ate cock once.

That was a homosexual seduction attempt that failed miserably

Bugger!

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Bloody right! With butter, it's nothing but the real deal! I've never had a spreadable that tastes right. I love butter! I do sometime think my heart will explode, but then I remember how nice butter tastes.

Absolutely. If the problem you (not YOU, but you in general) have with butter is the spreadability, then here's a wonderful secret: don't actually keep it in the fridge. All those people who tell you to keep it in the fridge, they're liars. You can keep it in a cool place and it won't go off for ages and it's so wonderfully spreadable. And if you're worried about having a heart attack, just have some fruit. Or a Vitamin C tablet. Or some oily fish, apparently that's good for you, twice a week.

clover for me. get's the job done.

Meh I have trouble spreading butter anyway just I just have margarine in sandwiches and stuff.. Mainly because I'm an oaf.

I don't even use butter half the time. If you are having something like pickle with the sandwich then what is the point.