The Office Thread

by **MartinC** on Wed May 09, 2007 1:59 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Well, not a trick is it, knowledge?

"Aww Beethoven, yeah, I'd say he's generally considered to be the best."

"...I'm not a plonker."

by **MartinC** on Wed May 09, 2007 2:00 pm

"This isn't in the rule book, who's in charge here? GUILTY! Get a new rule book!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Wed May 09, 2007 2:45 pm

"You helped the sick, but who helped you"
"Is this originally about princes Diana?"
"...yeah, but it fit's perfectly doesn't it?"

by **thrashduck** on Wed May 09, 2007 3:34 pm

Spaceman came down to answer some things,
The world gathered round from paupers to kings,
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true,
I’ll show the way you know what to do,
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown or black or white?
The spaceman he answered “You’ll no longer mind...
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind”.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Wed May 09, 2007 4:11 pm

Blimey... has anyone seen these before?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 9387457440
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2868390030

I don't have the time to watch them at the moment.. bloody dissertation. They look good though.

by **thrashduck** on Wed May 09, 2007 4:15 pm

WOAH BEASTIE! Good links sir. I'd heard about these ages ago, but never thought I'd actually see them!

"If you are a female executive, have a baby. Social."

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 09, 2007 4:42 pm

thrashduck wrote:Spaceman came down to answer some things,
The world gathered round from paupers to kings,
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true,
I’ll show the way you know what to do,
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown or black or white?
The spaceman he answered “You’ll no longer mind...
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind”.

Racial.

SHE'S THE SERPENT, WHO GUARDS THE GATES OF HEEEEELL!!!

by **James** on Wed May 09, 2007 5:01 pm

Those are great!

"Training. Residential ones are the best, because not only do you get a day out chatting up other bosses over a few beers, but you get a night away from the wife and kids... or if you're an Engineer at Microsoft, a night away from your Mum and Nan"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 10, 2007 1:02 am

"Fatigued from intercourse"

by **MartinC** on Sat May 12, 2007 4:24 pm

"He's not my favourite actor of all time... that would have to be Mr. Sidney Poitier. So... alright?"

by **James** on Mon May 14, 2007 8:19 am

- "David... I just don't understand this.."

- "...Well the contestants run up the stairs and get a clue...."

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Mon May 14, 2007 8:58 am

James wrote:- "David... I just don't understand this.."

- "...Well the contestants run up the stairs and get a clue...."

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 15, 2007 1:57 am

"If you put in the effort, the rewards are obvious."

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 15, 2007 2:02 am

"Was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda"
"Did no get an agenda"
"I'm sorry?"
"Did not get an agenda, no"

by **James** on Tue May 15, 2007 8:24 am

good one