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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:10 am

Do you want me to lap dance for you?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:12 am

Billy has failure pie all over his shirt.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:13 am

Just to be clear, her contract has been terminated.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:57 am

zurabs got it all to come
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:21 am

Oh norsey, will your replies ever be longer than one line?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:32 am

i lack the brainpower to write more than four words
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:32 am

wait...
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby James on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:58 am

one word for each side of his head? :lol:
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:44 am

not true, as verified by bloodstock atendees.

brush your teeth.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:51 am

Ahhahahaah... both good comments.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:58 am

both, equally good comments. mine was impromptu, but i don't think...
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:38 am

I refuse to believe your head isn't literally square. Or at least cuboid.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:31 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:brush your teeth.


Whey!
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby James on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:18 am

Hahaha, the closest Lev has come to coining a phrase; albeit a meaningless one as my teeth are like pristine piano keys... but I don't think you should get extra points for that..
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:56 am

James wrote:Hahaha, the closest Lev has come to coining a phrase; albeit a meaningless one as my teeth are like pristine piano keys... but I don't think you should get extra points for that..


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