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Jeremy Kyle

Postby James on Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:57 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -wife.html

This is one of the most awesome news stories EVER! It just gets better and better, I love it! The sensationalist style of the Daily Mail in this instance makes it so much better!

e.g. "Then Kyle pulled an astonishing stunt which would be farcical were it not so cruel..."

Kyle is such a douchebag :lol:

To summarise:

- secret gambling problem
- £4,500 bank debts
- stole from his wife's accounts
- lied about having a terminal illness
- lied about having inherited £70,000
- lied about suing his boss
- frequent rows with his wife
- verbally offensive and mysogenistic
- disasterous 15-month marriage

:-k It's not looking good Jezza!
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Immortalicide on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:07 pm

i hate jeremy kyle and all those sort of programmes. the british ones are nowhere near as bad as the american ones tho. shameful ............................
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby MartinC on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:16 pm

His first wife is a MILF.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby James on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:21 pm

Not to mention his second wife:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:22 pm

I'm his third wife.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby James on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:23 pm

You're his bit of rough.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby boovidge on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:35 pm

i wonder how long will it take for a guest to bring it up? pity most of them cant read
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:39 pm

I have to say that I hate his ilk of talk-show programs. Not necessarily the hosts themselves but the shows. I mean, what sort of person goes on them. OK, complete smack-heads from Ipswich is the answer but generally I just can't fathom why anyone would want to 'do their laundry' publicly like that.

The fact Jeremy Kyle resorts to the polygraph or whatever he uses is also farcical. I did enjoy that one where a guy came on claiming that his on-again, off-again girlfriend had slept with 10 people in five days for money or something because Jeremy Kyle branded him a despicable liar. The polygraph showed otherwise and JK looked like a tit.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby thrashduck on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:42 pm

"Jeremy, more controversially, to Carla Germaine, a woman who achieved notoriety after winning a radio competition to marry a complete stranger.

It was no great shock when the radio marriage lasted just three months, but more of a surprise when Carla married Jeremy, who was a DJ on the radio station."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

What a hypocrit mongoloid.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby radioactive rik on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:44 pm

and these women who sleep with so many guys within the same week/month....where can i find them at? :D
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby thrashduck on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 pm

radioactive rik wrote:and these women who sleep with so many guys within the same week/month....where can i find them at? :D


Prostitutes.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby radioactive rik on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:53 pm

thrashduck wrote:
radioactive rik wrote:and these women who sleep with so many guys within the same week/month....where can i find them at? :D


Prostitutes.


i want the women who dont charge money though.the easy lays.jeremy kyle features tons of them.

no teeth/oily tight hair/mr t jewellry/smokers cough/tracksuits/council house/5kids under 10 already etc doesnt bother me if its free :lol:

id make sure i pack the plastic though,for real.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby TORSO on Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:14 pm

Jeremy Kyle is pale to Steve Wilko.....who is the American Kyle and shouts more...

Plus Jerry Springer gave up trying to solve problems years ago, now he gets fat people to pole dance, fat woman fighting taking their shirts off, if someone dresses up as a cowboy a hoedown occurs where they all dance on stage and finally the sound effects which take the piss or encourage them to fight more......i really circus
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:42 pm

Love, Kyle is hilarious.

Totally excellent story and so obvious that he is like that anyway.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Destruction on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:50 pm

It's great how by the end of the show he just ends up turning on the "innocent" person who's wife shagged his dad and starts blaming him for it.

I remember seeing one episode where some proper waster had him off, Kyle asked him where his get up and go went, the guy responded it got up and left =D> He wasn't impressed.
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