Herzeleid wrote:Pfft, i'm working for normal rate. It's crap.

Strike, it is your prerogative as a Briton who hates working in a kitchen.

Metal Iain wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:Pfft, i'm working for normal rate. It's crap.

Strike, it is your prerogative as a Briton who hates working in a kitchen.

Meh, I need the money, plus I can make myself a free roast whilst i'm there, and just cram a plate with turkey, sausages wrapped in bacon, stuffing, and potatoes. Or put these things (minus potatoes) into a godlike sandwich.

Moaning bastard, sounds great.

No i am not like that, but i feel a day to celebrate and show application towards one's family is by no means a bad thing.

Celebrating the apparent resurrection of an most probably fictional character by eating chocolate eggs.... i think i'll pass thanks.

Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:I am in no way Christian, so nothing.

So are you going to be one of these sad weirdos that forbids his family to celebrate Christmas too?

Come on, get down to Iceland and get yourself a Rolo Egg. They only cost, like, a quid.

Aye,not the biggest fan of easter myself,but I still went to Asda yesterday to buy the girlfriend a big creme egg (one big chocolate one,and two regular creme eggs) for the princely sum of a pound.
They had loads of rolo eggs as well.

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:I'm going to wank 7 times in a row.

Don't. One time I wanked for an hour solid, cause I was really drunk, and when I woke up in the morning my dick was swollen like a bastard! Scary stuff, my foreskin was like a balloon.

I had band practice this morning and I'm gonna go make a cheese cake in a bit. Nice roast for dinner! Pork it is. I spent no money on anything for anyone, no point.

ribbons69 wrote:Aye,not the biggest fan of easter myself,but I still went to Asda yesterday to buy the girlfriend a big creme egg (one big chocolate one,and two regular creme eggs) for the princely sum of a pound.
They had loads of rolo eggs as well.

Just imagine gentlemen, a world in which an actual Creme Egg easter egg was a reality. Where the big egg was full of actual cremey stuff.

What a world that would be.

Back to reality. Three big bars of Dairy Milk and a Malteasers egg?

Stevedot2 wrote:

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:I'm going to wank 7 times in a row.

Don't. One time I wanked for an hour solid, cause I was really drunk, and when I woke up in the morning my dick was swollen like a bastard! Scary stuff, my foreskin was like a balloon.

I had band practice this morning and I'm gonna go make a cheese cake in a bit. Nice roast for dinner! Pork it is. I spent no money on anything for anyone, no point.

No shit!

I only managed 6.

I'm not kidding either. 7 Was probably a little high to aim for.

In a row!?

Stevedot2 wrote:In a row!?

No, spread over a few hours admittedly. Although I did 3 in a row.

I'm a British hero.

Hate to break it, i have done 8.

Thought that was in secondary school.

I think my record in a day is 7.

My record in a day is one, 'cause I'm not mentally ill.

Pfft, erectile dysfunction.

Amatuers. I hit 9 times before an English lessons. I can't remember if I specifically missed 2 lessons (was at home) for that purpose, .. but anyway, 9 times!