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Postby Resilience Records on Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:35 pm

I think Terrorizer is about to become Kerrang...

i'm well worried maaan. i hope it doesn't turn into a gay emo mag. fucking idiots, why do they have to turn everything shit. the bastards, i hate them all.
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:44 pm

I reading Ian's review of the enforcer gig inside WHSmiths earlier, then a bog old emo/goth/sk8tr/insert terrible fad here (thrash?) grabbed a copy and attempted to start a conversation with me.

I screamed rape extremely loudly, he look very dazed a walked out the shop very quickly.

I then continued with the review, nice one Ian.
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Postby Steve on Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:45 pm

What do you mean? The fact they got some weird chick I've never heard of on the cover, who I don't think is even a metal artist, kinda says the opposite
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:03 pm

You should just read FHM. It's far less shit.
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Postby Enter on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 pm

music magazines are shit anyway, its never the stuff you like its alway some gay band
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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:57 pm

I have to admit, my commitment to Terrorizer has gone down considerably. I'll pick it up as it has UKThrash related stuff. What's the beef, J?
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Postby MartinC on Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:59 pm

I've not bought a copy of Terrorizer for a while. I usually buy Front magazine monthly now.
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Postby Lev on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:48 pm

Music magazines are flange like.
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Postby Bloodkrishna on Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:09 am

well, I guess its not magazine's fault,
because of music is getting shitty now,
back in the days music is music, those artists are so true and real,
now music is business,

so If any music magazine now ain't SHIT, it's not a music magazine
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:38 am

Bizzare magazine is a good one.


I like the bits with tits.
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:36 am

Did I mention, the tits?
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Postby MartinC on Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:12 am

Bizarre is all right, but every time I've skimmed through a copy in a newsagents it always has Japanese birds shoving eels up their fannies. You'd think they'd have found something else 'bizarre' by now.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:17 pm

Bloodkrishna wrote:well, I guess its not magazine's fault,
because of music is getting shitty now,
back in the days music is music, those artists are so true and real,
now music is business,

so If any music magazine now ain't SHIT, it's not a music magazine


Very good point. There's only so many times a magazine can write about how great music used to be, when really their purpose is to write about what's going on today, which is usually something shit. Still, there's plenty of good stuff going on 'underground' that still gets ignored, but I guess it's always been that way really. Not sure about Terrorizer, I haven't bought an issue in ages (since that last UK Thrash special actually), so I don't know how shit it's becoming. Jamie, enlighten us!
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Postby James on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:20 pm

The UK thrash special was the last one I bought too :/
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Postby thrashduck on Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:06 pm

I don't think it's that bad. It just doesn't seem to be producing said beef anymore. It just fannies about, basically.
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