Haha, that would've been amazing!

WHYDYYYOOWANNAKILLME?!?!?!

i could think of so many ways to handle Bales twattery:laugh my head off at him.
just do a really big/loud "ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" at him.
look at my pretend watch and say calmly "are you finished having a hissy fit?"
or the classic "i know you are but what am i?" (repeat multiple times if necessary ie:if they dont shut up)

also itd be cool to have an Arnie sound sample on your mobile and then just play to Bale the "stop whining" one.it would be soooo ironic on the set of terminator

whats the worst Bales gonna do?....shout a bit more? ooooooohhhhhhhhh.scary.

never make threats to "kick someones ass" either do it or be quiet.

Lev wrote:Christian Bail

This.

But Rik, do any of those tactics factor in keeping one's job?

James wrote:But Rik, do any of those tactics factor in keeping one's job?

if you do them really subtle you will probably get away with it.besides if Bale rants and threatens to sack you just reply "who made you boss?youre just the actor...mr director what do you have to say about all this?" then try and divert the arguement onto Bale and whoever else is working on the set.

see ive really thought this out down to a T......4

I once got sent to the lunch-time behaviour monitor teacher at junior school for pulling a face at a playground assistant when I thought her back was turned. I practically felt like a murderer! Not sure why that is relevant, except trying to get away with things.

Did you cry?

i remember there were 4 of us boys in 1 class in year 5/6 who would get sent to "face the corner" everytime any of us farted/laughed at the fart during afternoon lessons.(when 30 of us were sat in the carpet area of the class with the t.v/whiteboard/teachers reading aloud chair.)

thing is,we'd be sent to the corners then carry on looking round at eachother and making ourselves laugh even more till eeventually someone would be sent out the room.

one time the teacher farted by accident and it was tooooo funny.she didnt laugh and said "yes...it has happened,now stop being immature".(pointless really as we were only 10/11yrs old)

Hahahaha, "yes... it has happened". Hahaha fucking hell.

MartinC wrote:Hahahaha, "yes... it has happened". Hahaha fucking hell.

yeah she made it all the more taboo by not even saying "yes i have farted" like she thought the word fart would make us laugh.the word fart is a little less funny when a real fart has just been heard/smelt.

so by her wording it like that it actually prolonged the whole ordeal.

if she said cor that was a good one or im better at it than you boys then im sure it would have shocked us into not laughing as much or for as long.

teachers never use reverse psychology on still gullible enough kids.

instead they get drawn into the situation and go nuts/freak out when they are supposed to be an adult who can deal with a large amount of kids.makes you wonder how they get the job in the first place.

i love it on south park when garrisson tell ms.chokesondick to react/reply to cartmans taunt of "suck my balls" by saying "ok,present them" "whoop em out and i'll suck them"
classic.cartman just shuts up and cant comeback with anything.

This city just showed you that there are still some people, ready to believe in goooooooooooood.........

Hahahahahahaha. God, his voice is so funny.

Hahaha, I know. I love doing impressions of that line, the way he says 'good' is so fucking hilarious.

I watched Batman Begins again the other day, and his Batman voice is no way near as hilarious, it's amazingly perfect. What happened, why did he do this?!

Did his baaalls drop off??