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Your black comedy will be missed

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE

Good, he was a cunt... An anal cunt.

Wasn't he a massive racist wanker? Or did he just pretend to be one for the laughs?

He pretended to be one for the LULZ. He was a bit of a twat, but he still had people who loved him so it's still a bit sad like almost any story of somebody dying.

Except Hitler.

Of course.

he took ultra offensive lyrics to a level i dont think will ever be reached again

then he does 'picnic of love' album, whos lyrics are better than most romantic songs out there!

I got a hponecall about this yesterday morning - he was a fucking cuntferret but I admired him for having the balls to put out albums with such blatently offensive content. he was a man who really didn't give a fuck, I'm kinda gutted.

Also, I'm extremely disappointed that he didn't get lit of fire by babies.

Meh.

The Bernard Manning of metal. Not to be missed. Fuck that cunt. All good news really.

And he was a proper racist. Played with and supported white power acts. Plus, there's that story Mort put up here.

Well in that case, what a wanker. And I love it when people say things like 'I admire him for not giving a shit what people thought, etc, etc, etc.' By that logic, if I were to much such a claim, I would admire Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Gaddaffi, and among others, that top bloke Hitler. He really didn't give a fuck about what people thought of his past time genocidal activies, did he? What a guy. God bless him. God bless them all.

God bless Donald Duck.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Well in that case, what a wanker. And I love it when people say things like 'I admire him for not giving a shit what people thought, etc, etc, etc.' By that logic, if I were to much such a claim, I would admire Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Gaddaffi, and among others, that top bloke Hitler. He really didn't give a fuck about what people thought of his past time genocidal activies, did he? What a guy. God bless him. God bless them all.

As has been stated, Hitler was actually good at what he did, minus the whole genocide thing... I mean yeah, he was good at that too but that's not something to put on a CV.

I just wish I could not give a fuck as much as Putnam did - I also wish i'd written the lyrics for "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog", because that's just sheer poetry.

I Shagged Seth Putnam's Corpse because that Sort of Shit is Funny, Yeah?

I was in hospital because I had cancer,
Probably got it because I was a gay vegan faggot,
When who do I see dying but Seth Puntam?
So I went over and stuck my cock in his mouth as he foamed and fitted to death.

I shagged... I shagged... I shagged Seth Putnam's corpse.

He told me to stop and there was fear in his eyes,
I was confused I thought that shit like this was funny,
But as he went under passing out on my dick,
I couldn't really see the humour, just the jizz on his face.

I shagged... I shagged... I shagged Seth Putnam's corpse.

Because that's funny, yeah? A choke's a joke, yeah?
Because that's funny, yeah? Being scum is fun, yeah?

His wife caught me as I came,
She shook my hand and I took the corpse,
Then I dug up Seth Putnam's mum
And shat on her face and pissed on his. It was jokes.
Then I took his body to a Chinese lesbian,
She cooked up his body parts in a sweet and sour sauce,
Was the best meal I've ever had,
But then I'm a faggoty, tree-hugging, animal-shagging vegan.
Or something.

I shagged... I shagged... I shagged Seth Putnam's corpse.

I almost feel bad for laughing at that Almost.