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REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby SOUTH on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:01 pm

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Residents of a small town in Argentina have been spooked after several sightings of bizarre-looking figure that was captured on video in the middle of the night.

Locals claim the 'creepy gnome' stalks the streets at night. The little 'person' who wears a pointy hat has a distinctive sideways walk was caught on video last week by youngsters who claim to have been terrified.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the figure on his mobile phone - told national newspaper El Tribuno that they discovered the creature while playing in their hometown of General Guemes.

"We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving.

"To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid. I filmed a little and soon all we left running." said Jose.

According to Jose others have now come forward reporting that they too had seen the gnome.

"This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighborhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Lev on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:09 pm

Aww, he's so cool.
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Herzeleid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:00 pm

Funny, but not for a second real.
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Destruction on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:45 pm

I'm pretty much they could twat the gnome no problem. Unless hes like the guy in the Leprechaun films.
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Povey on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:47 pm

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Shit needs to be released on dvd!
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby James on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:08 pm

^ hahaha I used to have that on video Povey! I forget, was it called David the Gnome?
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Enter on Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:39 pm

i mean they are scared???? scared?? of a gnome that throws rocks, i mean theres like five of them couldnt they be normal and kick the shit out of that gnome looking fella? Furthermore what "youngsters" are sober at that hour and talk about fishing?
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:08 pm

Jamie tbh.
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby TORSO on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:47 pm

Lol i have seen that before its great, how he side step runs is amazing
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby James on Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:35 am

The yell of terror is hilarious!
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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Stevedot2 on Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:21 pm

SOUTH wrote:"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."


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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby Povey on Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:24 pm

James wrote:^ hahaha I used to have that on video Povey! I forget, was it called David the Gnome?


Yeah dude totaly. I could of swore I posted that link as a image :(

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Re: REAL LIFE GNOME

Postby radioactive rik on Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:24 pm

it would be better if it was an "underpants gnome" from south park
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