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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:55 pm

:lol: :lol: I'm not doing that again!

Pick the soft rock station and kiss her

then get her to cook you steak ( :dance: ), whilst that happens drink wine.

Eat dinner at the table (she'll change into her swimsuit :dance: ) talk and compliment her etc

go swimming for a bit then go in the hottub , kiss her and play truth or dare

I forget the rest but you have to dare her to take off her clothes

after all that WIN :lol:
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:03 pm

if only all women had their own houses and cars and pools and hot tubs, and were as predictable as that computer chick!!!!

same date every time, but you'd get to bone without fail!!!! :lol:
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:25 pm

Here's how to get a BJ:

Say something funny by clicking on the book
Compliment her hair
Kiss her on the cheek
Run your fingers through her hair
Put some music on
choose jazz
kiss her lips when dancing
stop kissing and stop dancing
Go somewhere else, choose the kitchen
click the fridge to get the steaks, then click the wine
Go outside and wait for the steaks to cook by clicking the BBQ
Sit down at dinner
eat food
eat food
drink wine
drink wine
talk to her
compliment her
She wants to go elsewhere, go to the jeep, she's had 3 glasses of wine so
asks you to drive
Stop for gas, when she's inside make sure you pump the gas
Go past the live cabaret and onto the scenic spot
Take photo of her
Suggest a model's pose
Say "Gorgeous"
Then suggest the next sexier pose and compliment her again after it
Keep suggesting a further pose and complimenting her after each one
When you get to the stage where she's showing her flange say "there's only one left", she'll get your cock out.
Say "That feels good"
Then either ask for a blowie or f**k her in the jeep
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm

Darkweasel wrote:Here's how to get a BJ:

Say something funny by clicking on the book
Compliment her hair
Kiss her on the cheek
Run your fingers through her hair
Put some music on
choose jazz
kiss her lips when dancing
stop kissing and stop dancing
Go somewhere else, choose the kitchen
click the fridge to get the steaks, then click the wine
Go outside and wait for the steaks to cook by clicking the BBQ
Sit down at dinner
eat food
eat food
drink wine
drink wine
talk to her
compliment her
She wants to go elsewhere, go to the jeep, she's had 3 glasses of wine so
asks you to drive
Stop for gas, when she's inside make sure you pump the gas
Go past the live cabaret and onto the scenic spot
Take photo of her
Suggest a model's pose
Say "Gorgeous"
Then suggest the next sexier pose and compliment her again after it
Keep suggesting a further pose and complimenting her after each one
When you get to the stage where she's showing her flange say "there's only one left", she'll get your cock out.
Say "That feels good"
Then either ask for a blowie or f**k her in the jeep


COOL

can't say im surprised, you are a liverpool fan after all :lol:
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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:15 pm

Supporting Liverpool = FAIL
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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:29 pm

Darkweasel wrote:

There were some dirtier ones but I'd probably get thrown off the forum!

I think you'd have to try VERY VERY HARD to get thrown of this forum!
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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:37 pm

triviumgal got banned because it was a windup and she 'wasn't contributing anything' if i remember rightly.


but seriously this forum is ridiculously liberal compared to others where you cant even say 'fuck' without it being censored :doh:
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:39 pm

Triviumgal was a saint.
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:48 pm

Gah she fell asleep. Bollocks. Like real life.
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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:08 pm

she cant handle more than two glasses of wine unless she eats!
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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:09 pm

has anyone tried going in the bathroom when shes taking a leak? she doesnt like it for some reason :lol: :lol:
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:15 pm

Furthest I got was a boob-fondle. Rubbish game.
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Postby terrorizer on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:40 pm

MartinC wrote:Furthest I got was a boob-fondle. Rubbish game.


Just like real life then!

BTW I hear they were going to write a similar game but you had to seduce a bloke. They abandoned it, it was too easy. The only option was "Ask him if he fancies a fuck" and it was game over.
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Postby Herzeleid on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:01 pm

terrorizer wrote:
MartinC wrote:Furthest I got was a boob-fondle. Rubbish game.


Just like real life then!

BTW I hear they were going to write a similar game but you had to seduce a bloke. They abandoned it, it was too easy. The only option was "Ask him if he fancies a fuck" and it was game over.


:lol: Oh God it's true

Though I once held out for a solid week after being asked. I'm awesome.
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:09 pm

Though I once held out for a solid week after being asked. I'm awesome.


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