I thought you might have the copyright to it, Martin.
Otherwise, yes, I meant "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Joke Thread
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Fri May 23, 2008 4:58 pm
Ahahahaha, anal.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Joke Thread
by thrashduck on Fri May 23, 2008 5:04 pm
On his trip to the patent office, he'll need to remember;
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
but not
ASFDLaifsuITUEORUPOAEWRIapofLKASJDASd
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
but not
ASFDLaifsuITUEORUPOAEWRIapofLKASJDASd
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Re: Joke Thread
by thrashduck on Fri May 23, 2008 5:50 pm
Metal Iain wrote:As long as I can have gant, I don't care.
Gapey Gapey Ganter,
Where shall I wander,
Upstairs or downstairs or gobbling my ladies gapehole?
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Joke Thread
by Styxx on Fri May 23, 2008 6:57 pm
So what I picked up from that is....
Guns = Freedom
Right?
Guns = Freedom
Right?
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:44 pm
Q:which football player laughs the most?
A:ryan giggles
A:ryan giggles
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:12 pm
I read that as "Aryan giggles" and it made it much funnier
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
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Re: Joke Thread
by thrashduck on Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:13 pm
I think we should ban all jokes that come off the back of a Penguin wrapper or imprinted on a Walls lolly stick...
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Re: Joke Thread
by Styxx on Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:36 pm
thrashduck wrote:I think we should ban all jokes that come off the back of a Penguin wrapper or imprinted on a Walls lolly stick...
Agreed!
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids
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Fuck you and your progress,
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You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
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Re: Joke Thread
by Lev on Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:47 pm
Have you ever noticed your nose runs and your feet smell?
All maths teachers are fatties. Probably all that pie and take aways.
You really can't bring a film like The Mummy back from the dead.
Three awful jokes, but I'm on a roll. You can't believe I'm not butter.
bye
All maths teachers are fatties. Probably all that pie and take aways.
You really can't bring a film like The Mummy back from the dead.
Three awful jokes, but I'm on a roll. You can't believe I'm not butter.
bye
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Re: Joke Thread
by thrashduck on Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:08 pm
Cowert Si wrote:Err...
Heretic?
I mean seriously now come on... that might have been funny two years ago...
Fail again. Where's Martin when you need him..
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Re: Joke Thread
by Styxx on Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:04 pm
Waht's the hardest thing about being in Trivium?
Telling your parents you're gay
Telling your parents you're gay
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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