burden is pure pr0n

yes, burden, good call

Right.

Fucking hell.

This is the best album ever written. I bought it yesterday from Hellraiser in Leeds, a lovely shop who decided to sell it before it came out, much to my joy. I've listened to it 5 times since last night. Here's my track-by-track review:

Coil - Absolutely lovely.

Heir Apparent - Mighty and ridiculous, pounding my brain with intense power and madness. Unbelievable, what a fucking ridiculously amazing ending.

The Lotus Eater - My good god, I can't even use real words to say anything about this ridiculous song. Jesus lord almighty.

Burden - So wonderfully lovely, what a brilliant, hilarious and scary ending.

Porcelain Heart - Fucking amazing. Easier to get into than the rest of the album (obviously why it was chosen as the single), but no less unbelievable. The folky bit in the middle makes me want to cry.

Hessian Peel - Fucking shitting bloody fucking bastard hell, fuck fuck shit balls up my unbelievable arse!

Hex Omega - Amazing and really nice and a lovely ending. Brilliant.


Overall: adjfhaldkjfhafdjbgadfkgjadfhlkgjhadlfkjgahdlkjfgs

Ban Jonny before it's too late.

If only you knew Lev... the power...

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Jon's on his way round to mine to listen to the album now. I've got his man size nappies and drool bib ready.
Door bell. He's here

I'm listening to it right now and absolutely loving it, The Lotus Eater is an amazing track.

The 5.1 production is amazing. The Lotus Eater and Hessian Peel are terrifying.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Right.

Fucking hell.

This is the best album ever written. I bought it yesterday from Hellraiser in Leeds, a lovely shop who decided to sell it before it came out, much to my joy. I've listened to it 5 times since last night. Here's my track-by-track review:

Coil - Absolutely lovely.

Heir Apparent - Mighty and ridiculous, pounding my brain with intense power and madness. Unbelievable, what a fucking ridiculously amazing ending.

The Lotus Eater - My good god, I can't even use real words to say anything about this ridiculous song. Jesus lord almighty.

Burden - So wonderfully lovely, what a brilliant, hilarious and scary ending.

Porcelain Heart - Fucking amazing. Easier to get into than the rest of the album (obviously why it was chosen as the single), but no less unbelievable. The folky bit in the middle makes me want to cry.

Hessian Peel - Fucking shitting bloody fucking bastard hell, fuck fuck shit balls up my unbelievable arse!

Hex Omega - Amazing and really nice and a lovely ending. Brilliant.


Overall: adjfhaldkjfhafdjbgadfkgjadfhlkgjhadlfkjgahdlkjfgs

What a terrible review. Jon, I'm sorry but I have no idea what it's like. You are talking nonsense.
The only bit that makes sense is Hessian Peel. But then that's because I know your arse is unbelievable.

jonny_boy34 wrote:fuck shit balls up my unbelievable arse!

Another classic!

I'll have to give this one a blast sometime.

I bought the fancy envelope pack yesterday and for all it's artistic loveliness you'd have thought they'd have printed some lyrics.

Is there such a thing as an Opeth?

This is all getting rather confusing.

Opeth means 'city of the moon' apparently. I want to live there.

That's just silly, there is no air on the moon. You would die.

Silly Jonny, silly indeed.