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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby demonic-dave on Mon May 28, 2007 7:18 pm

(Must read out loud)

1. That’s not right…………………………………..………..Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive..………………………..…...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP…………………………………………......Kum Hia
4. Stupid Man………………………………………………..Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse……………………………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach…………………………………..Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table…………………………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift………………………………..Chin Tu Fat
9. It’s very dark in here……………………………………...Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet……………………………...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone…………………………………..No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week…………………Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight……………………………………….Lei Ying Lo
14. He’s cleaning his automobile……………………………..Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive…………………………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great………………………………………………………Fa Kin Su Pah
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon May 28, 2007 7:21 pm

Dave, or you bored or something?
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby Holy Crap! Lions! on Mon May 28, 2007 7:40 pm

demonic-dave wrote:(Must read out loud)

1. That’s not right…………………………………..………..Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive..………………………..…...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP…………………………………………......Kum Hia
4. Stupid Man………………………………………………..Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse……………………………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach…………………………………..Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table…………………………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift………………………………..Chin Tu Fat
9. It’s very dark in here……………………………………...Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet……………………………...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone…………………………………..No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week…………………Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight……………………………………….Lei Ying Lo
14. He’s cleaning his automobile……………………………..Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive…………………………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great………………………………………………………Fa Kin Su Pah


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Postby Immortalicide on Mon May 28, 2007 7:50 pm

Fucking hell i lafffed!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby demonic-dave on Mon May 28, 2007 10:00 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Dave, or you bored or something?


Just got a friend who sends me loads of dodgy e-mails. so who better to share them with :lol:
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Postby GoreBastard on Tue May 29, 2007 4:08 am

Immortalicide wrote:Fucking hell i lafffed!!!!!! :lol:


Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue May 29, 2007 12:01 pm

was o fu ni? :eyes:
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Postby Cernunnos on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:34 pm

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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby meluaz on Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:21 pm

this is the most hilarious thing ever!
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:50 am

Hahaha, I remember this. A time when Dave was posting a load of rubbish jokes on the forum all the time. He was almost as bad as Rik.
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby Lev on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:16 am

A bit racial.
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby caspio on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:58 pm

This has been doing the rounds for ages, I'm sure I've seen this a few years ago, however it's still funny!
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby James on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:06 pm

Is there something wrong with me, I read the list without as much as smirking!
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby Lev on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:16 am

James wrote:Is there something wrong with me


Your teeth, your weird elf warhammer porn stories.
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Re: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Postby Herzeleid on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:25 am

Rubbish.
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