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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:03 pm

Yeah, but it was literally the greatest thing that ever happened to anyone. The context made it amazing.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:04 pm

It went along the lines of:

'I'm dressed like the Pope. Do you want to come back to mine and shag me?'
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:16 pm

Similar to that. It was just the best revenge-sex ever - I only did it to spite someone else.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:22 pm

What, your other ex-bird?
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:23 pm

Yeah. I never meet new people, I just obsess and cry over every single girl I've gone out with.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:26 pm

Foolish boy. I don't have to worry about that because, of the three long-term girlfriends I've had, one is now fat and the other is a lesbian.

Horrible.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:27 pm

Did you turn her into a lesbian?
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:32 pm

I'm not sure... probably, though. I've not seen her since 2005 so I'm kind of relying on word-of-mouth from mutual friends. She was a complete monster anyway.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm

It's hard for me, because I've only ever gone out with really really fit birds, so when they dump me I'm like "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO!!!!111 DON'T LEAAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111".
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:43 pm

Haha, how amusing. Did they hate Napalm Death or something?
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:45 pm

No, I always kept the 'heavy metal' side under wraps - most of them never found out.
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:46 pm

Was the hair not a dead give-away?
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:53 pm

Probably... perhaps I just had selective hearing.

"So, Martin... my daughter tells me you're in a band?"
- "Can you pass the salt, please?"
"..."
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby Throsh on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:39 pm

Lev wrote:Christmas is the best thing in the world.


It's truely amazing. White snow or frost outside on the lawn, terrible jumpers on, fun music, logs on the fire, the entire family round for a massive chicken and turkey dinner, pulling crackers, wearing silly crowns, toasting to Great-Gran (she died around Christmas time), getting up silly early to annoy my parents and open the presents, sitting all in the living room after dinner and watching a stand up DVD I got for christmas, Gran secrectly getting tipsy on Baileys in the corner even though she's heavily Christian so she doesn't get drunk, Grandad turning up with presents wrapped in Newspapers from the 1980s, general hugs and that feeling of love, getting phonecalls from everyone giving their best wishes, hearing from so many people who you really don't get to see enough of, Grandad giving me daft advice about things like stock and house prices in insane detail for no reason, having a massive game of Blackjack or Pontoon, then building some massive lego thing for no reason; "Everyone look for a 2x3 blue block!", then saying bye to everyone at the end, knowing no matter what happens in the upcoming year, good or bad, we'll all be here as a family, with nothing but love and care. It's bloody sodding beautiful.


Bring it the shit on.


Thanks, now I really can't wait :D
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Re: Christmas is coming

Postby thrashduck on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:01 am

We went to Center Parcs, it was confusing. Swimming on Christmas Day is fucked up.
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