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Re: Real names

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:25 am

Lady Natasha Letisha Sarah Jayne Wellesley, Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe, Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia.
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Re: Real names

Postby zykloned on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:03 am

Biggus Dickus.
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Re: Real names

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:05 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Lady Natasha Letisha Sarah Jayne Wellesley, Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe, Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia.


Pork?
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Re: Real names

Postby James on Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:28 pm

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Re: Real names

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:11 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Lady Natasha Letisha Sarah Jayne Wellesley, Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe, Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia.


Pork?


I was only asking if she wanted a portion!
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Re: Real names

Postby ribbons69 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:15 pm

Most unfortunate name in the news lately though,that Olympics bloke who's pulled a muscle or something,Tyson Gay.How much stick did he get at school?
"'Scuse me mate,is it true that you're gay" etc etc.
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Re: Real names

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:48 pm

You think that's bad?

There's a guy in our prison with a second name of Manlove.
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Re: Real names

Postby Creeping Dan on Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:52 pm

And hes in prison, so does he recieve a lot of Manlove?
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Re: Real names

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:15 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:And hes in prison, so does he recieve a lot of Manlove?


Yes Dan, that's the joke...
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Re: Real names

Postby Creeping Dan on Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:42 pm

I know. I was being a bellend.
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Re: Real names

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:44 pm

Frank Clowncock.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Real names

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:06 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Lady Natasha Letisha Sarah Jayne Wellesley, Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe, Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia.


Pork?


I was only asking if she wanted a portion!


Hahaha!

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Re: Real names

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:23 pm

I don't think I have time to grow a beard!
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Re: Real names

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:36 am

A be-in-tow?!

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Re: Real names

Postby Lev on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:15 am

Start off in Burkeshire and end up in... Twatshire.
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