People are more likely to turn up if we say "just turn up in your shorts with some trainers on a nice sunny day and we'll pick the teams when we get there". All we would have to do is get some training bibs and find some park or something we can play in and then we could go for a few beers in the evening. To be honest, we're probably better doing it in London as well.

yeah,or instead of training bibs.one team can go skins. not the racial or channel 4 kind....but the homoerotic shirtless metal dude kind.

We won't be doing that, I don't want you getting an erection.

I'll get one for him.

MartinC wrote:People are more likely to turn up if we say "just turn up in your shorts with some trainers on a nice sunny day and we'll pick the teams when we get there". All we would have to do is get some training bibs and find some park or something we can play in and then we could go for a few beers in the evening. To be honest, we're probably better doing it in London as well.

Fine by me, certainly. The poll still gives an impression of who would actually be up for it. I have training bibs too

MartinC wrote:We won't be doing that, I don't want you getting an erection.

but i love using my erection to "score"

Maybe we should do a general sort of park gathering with footy, BBQ and sound system? It doesn't have to be London, and in fact it might be a pain to find a good location there anyway.

I think you should make Mort play. At his age he probably has those old baggy Stanley Matthews shorts. And boots over his ankles.

I'd be up for playing for the South. I hopefully will be fit enough if we wait for the summer.

The voting seems a little in the South's favour at the moment...

I'll be linesman. But somebody better get down there and expain offside to me.

Come on northern dudes, get signed up!

I'll just play on my own, I'd probably beat you all with my Messi-esque skills.

Having seen Martin play football, all i can say is this.

Goddamn it, it's me and Martin tek at the moment, which doesn't leave me any room to break Martin's legs.

UN-BELIVI-ABLE TEKKERS