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Looking forward to it, one of my mates from uni is an extra either in this series or the next at a Christian Rock Festival lol
New Peep Show
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INTO THE REACTOR!
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YESSSSS NEW PEEP SHOW and season 4 was as good as the other three.
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I do believe that some of this was filmed at the pub up the road. Great. Can't wait for the new series!
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[quote="TORSO one of my mates from uni is an extra either in this series or the next at a Christian Rock Festival lol[/quote]
I can't wait to see that
I can't wait to see that
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I just had a horrible Peep Show moment. Italics means 'in my head'.
Bloke: Where the fuck is this bus like?
Me: Shit...he's talking to me...I don't know..mate.
[police car from the opposite side of the road starts driving away]
Bloke: What the fuck were they doing? - I reckon they just sit there to put the shits up folk. Fucking black bastards.
Me: He's big, just agree with him, he'll hurt you otherwise Yeah...black bastards.
[police car turns the corner]
Bloke: YEAH, FUCK OFF!
Me: Yeah, fuck right off! He's got a crutch for christs sake, he's borderline disabled, he couldn't hurt you if he wanted to..
Bloke: What the fuck does this cat want?
Me: Oh, he's been following me here. I have freshly cooked chicken in my bag and I think he can smell it.
Bloke: Fucking rodent [pushes it in the face with his crutch]
Me: He could just hit me with the crutch, he's got a fucking weapon...shit Yeah, piss off cat. It's mine I tell you.
Bloke: Just smack it, it'll fuck off.
Me: [Hits cat]
Bloke: Harder than that mate.
Me: [Another hit] It's not going away...just hit it until it goes away...keep the big man happy.......it's not going...I'm standing here at a bus stop hitting a cat with a fucking carrier bag full of chicken...have I completel lost it?
[I look up to see the bus has turned up, and the bloke is no longer helping me hit the cat, and everyone on the bus is looking at me abuse a small animal]
...Great...fucking great.
Bloke: Where the fuck is this bus like?
Me: Shit...he's talking to me...I don't know..mate.
[police car from the opposite side of the road starts driving away]
Bloke: What the fuck were they doing? - I reckon they just sit there to put the shits up folk. Fucking black bastards.
Me: He's big, just agree with him, he'll hurt you otherwise Yeah...black bastards.
[police car turns the corner]
Bloke: YEAH, FUCK OFF!
Me: Yeah, fuck right off! He's got a crutch for christs sake, he's borderline disabled, he couldn't hurt you if he wanted to..
Bloke: What the fuck does this cat want?
Me: Oh, he's been following me here. I have freshly cooked chicken in my bag and I think he can smell it.
Bloke: Fucking rodent [pushes it in the face with his crutch]
Me: He could just hit me with the crutch, he's got a fucking weapon...shit Yeah, piss off cat. It's mine I tell you.
Bloke: Just smack it, it'll fuck off.
Me: [Hits cat]
Bloke: Harder than that mate.
Me: [Another hit] It's not going away...just hit it until it goes away...keep the big man happy.......it's not going...I'm standing here at a bus stop hitting a cat with a fucking carrier bag full of chicken...have I completel lost it?
[I look up to see the bus has turned up, and the bloke is no longer helping me hit the cat, and everyone on the bus is looking at me abuse a small animal]
...Great...fucking great.
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Oh man... that's pretty hilariously terrible. You have my sympathies, and also a few chuckles to go with it.
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I was scared. And all those police men he called black bastards...they were all white.
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Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I was scared. And all those police men he called black bastards...they were all white.
Good lord. That reminds me of when I was working at the pub once, and the big racist brummy builder who drinks Guiness came in. I asked him how he was, and he replied with something along the lines of...
"I got a fucking parking ticket today. You know what, I've got a dream of drumming up a huge load of parking fines and never paying them... and then murdering a fucking traffic warden. I want to fucking kill one of them, that's one of the things I want to do. Fucking black bastards."
It went on for a bit longer and it was a bit more detailed, but that's the overview. And he was deadly serious. Christ, all i did was ask how he was...
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I remember at firework season, some grubby road worker came in and bought a load, and as he was leaving he was like "Best enjoy these while I can, first it's blacks working with me, then it's fireworks banned"
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
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Lev - Pulverizer wrote:"Best enjoy these while I can, first it's blacks working with me, then it's fireworks banned"
HAHA, classic!
Reminds me of this tea-break discussion at an imaging workshop I worked at last summer:
"First fings first, we should get rid of the niggers - that'll sort out all the racism!"
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There was some jumped up racist cunt at the pub last night when everyone was watching the match. I hate how drunk racists think that everyone is going to listen to what they loudly rant and start cheering and applauding them. He was just there spouting tonnes of shite like:
"YEAH!! IT'S THE BLOODY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ALL RIGHT!!! NO BLOODY ENGLISH IN IT!!! ALL FOREIGN BLOODY PLAYERS!!!"
And he also kept saying "Spanish pieces of shit!!" which annoyed me, because there was a blatant Spanish person and Barcelona fan right next to us. I was waiting for him to talk to me so I could have told him to fuck off (No, I'm not hard, but my friend would have beaten him up for me).
"YEAH!! IT'S THE BLOODY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ALL RIGHT!!! NO BLOODY ENGLISH IN IT!!! ALL FOREIGN BLOODY PLAYERS!!!"
And he also kept saying "Spanish pieces of shit!!" which annoyed me, because there was a blatant Spanish person and Barcelona fan right next to us. I was waiting for him to talk to me so I could have told him to fuck off (No, I'm not hard, but my friend would have beaten him up for me).
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James wrote:"First fings first, we should get rid of the niggers - that'll sort out all the racism!"
Worked for anti-semitism in Europe.
I'm in.
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MartinC wrote:"YEAH!! IT'S THE BLOODY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ALL RIGHT!!! NO BLOODY ENGLISH IN IT!!! ALL FOREIGN BLOODY PLAYERS!!!"
did no one point out that Rooney, Carrick, Brown, Ferdinand,Hargreaves and Scholes were playing?
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Levvy David.
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